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Pornography Deriving from characters and/or events in doctor who.
Girl: I stumbled across the best who porn last night, this guy looked just like David tennant.
Other girl: was that the one when Jack and the doctor hooked up?
Girl: that's the one.
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Hallway Porn

Hallway Porn is where you are in a room watching people walk in hallways on camera while jerking off to them unknowingly. All the while you are live streaming it on Grindr.
Hey I was thinking about starting a HALLWAY PORN business. Too bad it already exists on Grindr.
by Dexter Hulk January 27, 2022
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porn toe

When a man points his big toe onto a solid or semi solid surface to gain the ultimate fulcrum thus giving superior purchase when entering a woman from behind. White sports socks can also be used to improve toe grip.
There's some proper Porn Toe in this dirty film.
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clickbait porn

Porn videos you find on the internet, whose titles clearly made using keywords trying to get stupid 12 year olds to click. The content offers little to no anything and is extremely generic with terrible acting.
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Mars Porn

When any member of 30 Seconds To Mars or the Echelon posts tweets, Facebook posts, snapchats, InstaGram posts, et cetera that in any way triggers the world-wide Echelon family. Including but not limited to: Hurricane clips, The Kill clips, naughty photos, shirtless photos, close up of eyes/hair/beards/asses of any member of the band, hand/vein/back/legs/neck/eye/etc porn, clips from Jared Leto's films, vine clips created by Echelon and/or fans, any video where Jared's vocals are killing it, any video where Shannon is drumming, any video where Tomo or Stevie are shredding it, any update on new Mars things to come, any mention of touring or Mars' new album that's coming out et cetera

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Did you see the new J porn on Jareds snapchat?!

Mars is posting porn on Jareds sc again...new Mars Porn
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houseware porn

Luxurious catalogs of high end houseware retailers which are browsed obsessively.
My wife spends hours looking at houseware porn.
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Porn Philanthropist

One who buys premium subscriptions to porn sites such as Brazzers, and then uploads it for free on websites such as Pornhub or Xvideos.
Thanks to the porn philanthropists, I get to watch the newest Brazzers video for free on Pornhub!
by ShareAFap September 3, 2015
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