poop knocker

When your turtle head hits your underwear...

Man I have a poop knocker I better find a toilet soon. -or- Man this is the third poo knocker I've had this week, pretty soon I'll be out of underwear!

by ConfuciusSay February 4, 2015

poop coma

when you take a dump that requires so much effort that upon leaving your bowels you fall into a coma.

Barry: did you here about what happened to Chris?

Tom: No, what happened to him?

Barry: He went into a poop coma and is still in the hospital.

Tom: Again! that's the second time this month.

by goomspice November 26, 2010

sympathy poop

When your friend reslly has to poop and by listening to him/her talk about it makes you have to poop too.

You're making me have a sympathy poop

by Winifred george July 5, 2015

Poop in the butt

This is a phrase that is used when you want to explain how poop is in the butt, or you want to seamlessly add to the conversation.

“What’s your answer to the trolley problem?”

“Poop in the butt”

by hate_gt May 22, 2023

poop terrorist

One who enters a group gathering, such as a party, to then leave the largest, smelliest poop; climb out the window, and re-enter the party.

Josh went to the bathroom only to find their had been a poop terrorist attack.

by Poopterrorist18 December 2, 2013

poop fishing

when you are forced to fish out a poop out of the toilet due to it being too big to flush away

burt reynolds says "i had a massive turd the other day but it wouldnt flush so i had to do some poop fishing"
tom hanks says "sweet"

by C0TT07V January 26, 2010

Deja poop

The feeling that the same shit keeps happening over and over to you.

I think I'm having Deja Poop. Didn't you try and pull this same shit last week?

I'm having Deja poop, this shit always happens when I date strippers.

by laszlomann April 21, 2010