Poon Waffle

a distorted wrinkled vagina

Your grandma has a nasty poon waffles.

by Delphina June 11, 2006

Poon Fishing

To use the service of Myspace or other websites to score with the ladies.

Guy: I went on Myspace last night...did some Poon Fishing.
Friend: How'd that turn out?
Guy: I caught me some hotties.

by Tim Black December 13, 2008

Poon the Boon

Doing anything ever, without the limits of time and space. Pooning the boon is pooning the boon; it can be defined as doing absolutely anything. If you washed your car, you can say you "pooned your car's boon".

Dude, I pooned your boon in Starcraft yesterday.

The girl was all like "Poon my boon!" and I was all, "Okay."

Then the guy pulled out a gun and pooned at my boon! Holy crap!

by Domino August 18, 2004

poon jabber

Someone who bitches out.
Sort of like being a pussy.

You are such a poon jabber

by cjames May 11, 2006

prison poon

When you are in prison too long and get the urge to get some prison poonanny.

I'm a straight girl and have been in prison too long and I want all the prison poon!

by kacamp1 November 27, 2013

The Poon Lord

A self proclaimed master of "poon" who sees over all of the peasants with no such power. He is most likly flying in his poon plane to his hidden poon palace in another dimension.

Have you seen The Poon Lord, I don't know what dimension he is in right now.

by theoneoflife August 7, 2015

Yee Poon

1. A true legend who is chinese.

2. Slang for ''your vagina''

Dude 1: Hey, its Yee Poon over there!
Dude 2: Yeah man, havent seen her around in long time

Dude 1: Mannn, yee poon is amazzinggg

by GreatestEver. March 20, 2010