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pizza pussy

Female genitalia that is covered in large area with either acne, herpes, scavies, psorisus or other know skin-affected ailmets.
"I have to fuck my wife with the lights out because Susan is covered in pimples. Why, she even suffers from pizza pussy, it's so bad!!"

Sammie: "OMG Sarah! You're bleeding through your jeans! Do you need a tampon?"
Sarah: "Oh, no, that's just the aftermath from popping the zits on my pizza pussy."
Sammie: "...that's fucking sick."

"If you look carefully, that prostitute on the corner clearly suffers from pizza pussy, probably brought on by syphalis. Look, it spreads down her thighs!"
mugGet the pizza pussymug.

I'm a pizza

What you say when your surprised or in disbelief. A substitute for Oh MY GOD!
Person 1: Micheal Jackson died yesterday.

Person2: I'M A PIZZA!
by Shrugu December 23, 2009
mugGet the I'm a pizzamug.

Pizza Boomerang

a simple dinner request could turn into either a friendly getogether with the family or a violent attack of epic porportions. beware that boomerang pizzas are not all the same... they all are made differently with all of their, as yu can call it, "unique powers".

beware: for if they fall in the wrong hands they may be deadly.
example if it gets in the the wrong hands:

"WOAH MAN!? howd you get that scar on your forehead?"
"its a battle scar..."
"oh... like army? marines..? what happened?"
"family night...4 years ago... turned deadly...that sauce...those images...*gasp* i never saw it coming.."
"wat was coming?!"
"..the...the...p..PIZZA BOOMERANG!!!"

example if its in the right hands:

"hey wanna toss that pizza over here?"
"not THIS pizza *SHAMWOW* i got my handy dandy
PIZZZA BOOMERANG!!"
"OHMYGOD YOU GOT ONE?"
"yes. now dance."
by thebabyeatingdingo March 28, 2010
mugGet the Pizza Boomerangmug.

Pizza Pie

When a guy gives a girl a cream pie while she's on her period
I have her a pizza pie last night, it was a hot sexy mess!
by Eboypm February 16, 2017
mugGet the Pizza Piemug.

Ordering Pizza

Code for buying illegal drugs.

There are special toppings used to specialize what kind of drugs are being bought.

Ex. “I'm ordering pizza with extra cheese and pepperoni” really means “I'm buying drugs, mainly ecstasy and heroine.”

See pizza.
Kate told her parents she needed money to order pizza but really was using it to buy drugs.
by Luper October 24, 2004
mugGet the Ordering Pizzamug.

renatos pizza

It is a great pizza place in Swarthmore PA. It serves great pizza with a cook named Jose.
"What is renatos pizza? It's a great pizza place in Swarthmore that sells good pizza and wing dings! Oh let's go to the pizza place in Swarthmore"
by swarthmoreboocrew January 22, 2017
mugGet the renatos pizzamug.

Pizza and cucumbering

A complicated sex act with many steps. First, you shove a cucumber up a girls vagina, and then you let the juice drip onto a pizza. Then, you roll the pizza around the cucumber like it’s a burrito. 🌯 Finally, you eat it like a burrito and let the juices run down your chin and the girl licks them. 👅
Hey yo timsha do you wanna meet in the back room at dominos for a nice juicy session of pizza and cucumbering? I wanna shove that cucumber so far up there and it’s gonna make the pizza turn into a fucking wet towel.
by benthelobstaaa🤤 September 16, 2018
mugGet the Pizza and cucumberingmug.

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