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The peanut butter method

The peanut butter method is a method of sexual pleasure between a human and canine. When using the peanut butter method, one will apply peanut butter and laxatives to the tip of their erect penis and wait for their canine to lick it off. Many people that attempt this, end up being sent to the ER for penis replacement surgery, as their canine will bite parts of their penis stem, tip, or testicles off. This is a very risky way of pleasure that is most commonly done by individuals with down syndrome. Although, most people don't find it ethical considering that canines cannot consent to sexual gratification.
trey used the peanut butter method on my dog and now it has PTSD.
by sativu March 5, 2025
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Peanut Butter Monkey Tail

A result of anal sex in which a male penis becomes slathered in feces.
That bitch is nasty, if you fuck her don’t do anal you’ll end up with a peanut butter monkey tail.
by LilXangie May 22, 2024
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peanut butter and jelly

A American Jihadi code term for explosives training.
the name peanut butter and jelly would make sense as a synonym for explosives training when one compares amateurish home explosives making, I.e. chemical mixing, with amateurish incompetent home cooking, I.e. ingredient mixing.
by Sexydimma December 2, 2014
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peanut butter

a brown, sticky substance that you use to smear all over your wife's bed to make her think you shit yourself
smeared peanut butter all over my wife's bed to make her think I shat myself.
by lol poggers man December 19, 2022
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Peanut Butter White

A stupid azz YouTuber who is so cringy that people puke put their souls and then snap back to reality.
by Adam baeuker September 6, 2017
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peanut butter brother's

Two gay men eating peanut butter out of each other's ass
Mike was eating peanut butter out of John's ass. Peanut butter brother's
by Slayer of life January 9, 2023
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Peanut butter and crackers

Brad: hey dude wanna come to my party we’re gonna make some peanut butter and crackers
Nick: peanut butter and crackers?
Brad: yeah we’re gonna spread some peanut butter on Amy and Nicole
by http.eatallbabies February 4, 2021
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