toilet mice

A used tampon that gets flushed down the toilet but end up plugging it. Then the janitor has to fish it out. (Common in high schools)

Janitor: these fucking bitchs keep flushing those toilet mice.

by huge fucking titties November 24, 2015

Mexican toilet

(or shit bucket).The practice of using the restroom in a bucket with a contractor bag in it as a liner as to not ruin the bucket for later use while on a construction/demo site when there is no Porter potty or running water on site.

Damnit! There ain't no water on and no Porter..and my stomach is Killin me. And the gas station is too far...
Shit homes what tu need is a "Mexican Toilet"... Grab one of dem bags and come here I show tu... Now chu go find tu a room and tie up de bag when tu done and tossit in de dumpster...

by Not T 1 July 02, 2020

Toilet Fuck

Jay Bob Pritzker the governor of Illinois alias.

Governor toilet fuck is running around saying men can get pregnant. What a toilet fuck!

by Trollfuck April 06, 2023

toilet ham

ham on a toilet seat

its just a piece of ham on a toilet aka toilet ham

by mr georgy the handgun September 28, 2023

toilet tuesday

It's when you wake up from partying hard on Monday.

Yo I had a bad toilet Tuesday last week. That porta-potty was ratchet.

by Yawkyawk22 April 08, 2017

Swedish toilet

When getting a massage from a so-called masseur and they stick a finger in your brown eye.

You: Their so-called expert masseur not only stuck a finger in my rear, but he also broke my weiner!
Me: Damn dog! He got you with the old Swedish Toilet

by Thy Stoneder Stoner August 14, 2018

Toilet Tag

The marks one gets on one's butt after spending a long period of time on the toilet, usually scrolling through social media and/or looking at memes.

My boyfriend just asked for nudes but i'm TOILET TAGGED. I never learn, do I?

by IDK this needed to be a thing February 16, 2017