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Toilet bomber

When a person plugs toilets due to the abundant use of toilet paper.
Jim was known as the toilet bomber by every hotel he stayed at in Asia.
by Pmdono July 23, 2016
mugGet the Toilet bombermug.

toilet-scrolling

A formal term for dead scrolling while in the bathroom (preferably on the toilet). Toilet-scrolling is often used to escape from local nuisances that may otherwise prevent dead’s rolling in other accessible areas

Toilet-scrolling is often done under the pretense that the subject is using the facilities and can thereby be characterized by excessive use, or prolonged time in the bathroom.
Why is carter using the bathroom so much, does he have bladder problems? No he’s just prone to Toilet-scrolling
by cicixoz June 5, 2022
mugGet the toilet-scrollingmug.

skibi toilet

skibi toilet is a head on a toilet. meme
by poopystoopy October 24, 2023
mugGet the skibi toiletmug.

Toilet Shark

A creature spawned from the bowels of the repulsive human being, the Toilet Shark often preys on its victims in the Northern end of Todd Park Harbour.

Very territorial, the Toilet Shark will mark its domain with excrement’s from its fecal gland. Sightings of this monster are most common mid-afternoon around 3:30pm.
There have been multiple sightings of a Toilet Shark today, everyone please get out of the pool.
by Task Force 2 November 11, 2020
mugGet the Toilet Sharkmug.

facebook toilet

Someone who's only intention when posting to or commenting on Facebook is to stir the shit.

Posts supporting something a majority of people can't stand. Comments intended to piss off the original poster and/or start a series of argumentative comments.
Posts such as:
Obama is as big of a hypocrite as Jesus.

If I have to pay for healthcare I'm not going to be able to buy my 5 kids each new iPads.

The (sports team) is worse than my 5-year old's team

You should reply to all of these with "shut up you Facebook toilet"
by melly L December 9, 2013
mugGet the facebook toiletmug.

toilet jon

Often shipped with Bryan Mendivil or anyone from the Newscapepro crew
Toilet Jon is better shipped with Zeres....
by Bidybab Afton November 11, 2018
mugGet the toilet jonmug.

toilet tank

A twist on the “tanking” sexual practice of inserting the testicles into an orifice (normally the pussy), toilet tanking is fucking someone in the ass and inserting the balls inside the ass.
I haven’t seen your mom since I toilet tanked her two weeks ago.
by TigerSkeet May 26, 2018
mugGet the toilet tankmug.

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