they need an oscar

a "joke" used by people born in 2011 +. It is usually found on YouTube shorts.

Another form of this is "they don't need an oscar, the oscar needs them"
If you type these comments, you are a clown.

*fish swims*
AhmedGamer7272: THEY NEED AN OSCAR!
WolfPackLover: He deserves an oscar!
FortniteAmosug: They don't need an oscar, the oscar needs them!

by Avatarmint September 16, 2023

Oscar

Oscar is a short person. A gnome, a Dwarf, a midget, whatever, but remember, he is short.

O, there’s Oscar! He is so short.

by Oscar. October 23, 2019

Oscar velarde

They are really handsome but are really criko

Juan is almost like oscar velarde

by Pepelguapo September 8, 2021

Oscar Piastri

An Australian F1 driver who looks like he’s still doing his homework in the paddock, but then overtakes you like you left your handbrake on. Basically the kid who never talks in class, then drops a 10/10 presentation and walks off like nothing happened.

Oscar Piastri overtook three cars in one corner so smoothly, it was like watching a polite guest politely ask everyone else to move out of the way.

by meowlikeabird August 29, 2025

Oscar

Small ass mothafucken penis boy that’s a fat black monkey boy with the last name Cruz usually. He will fien on all your dabs and nic and sucks dick at football.

He’s such an Oscar.

by Twexlishpboy November 17, 2023

crouching tiger, hidden Oscar

oh i HATE U FAGGIUS!!! go fag ur self, loser, lol.
The truth is out: Mr. Rochester and Raines Varens are to be married at sundown!
he, faggius, is a dwaine of Nithya m.

Run away!!!!!!!

by IsolatedCatholicSchoolgirls May 25, 2004

oscar

oscar is a stupid guy from lsc. He is a noob.

A: Don't be oscar

by cum here May 31, 2023