The ability of an individual, through luck or planning, to avoid unpleasant situations, particularly those involving law enforcement or government bureaucracy. See also: American Sniper: The Autobiography of the Most Lethal Sniper in U.S. Military History by Chris Kyle, with Scott McEwen and Jim De Felice. 2012.
"Jason went to sleep early while everyone else at the party got arrested for indecent exposure. Jason has the best ninja smoke ever."
by ajeffersonk September 20, 2013
Get the Ninja Smokemug. The art of using face unlock on another person's smartphone without their knowledge. Usually performed by a child from some sneaky angle while distracting the parent with other matters.
by PatTheChat June 8, 2019
Get the Ninja Facemug. by Nothunterself December 16, 2013
Get the Nipple ninjamug. by kitty1432 February 13, 2013
Get the Flute Ninjamug. Its when you watch his stream once. It kills you slowly. One tried to get people to do the floss and nobody cared and done it.
by Dashie tribe May 8, 2019
Get the Ninja's Ligmamug. An advertisement that appears out of nowhere, usually containing some sort of virus and/or clickbait.
"Aw shit, I was watching porn last night and a fucking ninja ad came up and I accidentally clicked it, and now my computer's got a virus."
by Tumbleflop April 19, 2018
Get the Ninja Admug. to discretely (like a ninja) tuck an erection under the waistband of underwear or belt line of pants.
a true ninja swipe is done in one swift motion.
a true ninja swipe is done in one swift motion.
yo, i was freeballing in my sweats when i got a boner- i had to ninja swipe that shit so it wouldn't look like i was proppin a tent
by princealberto July 7, 2009
Get the ninja swipemug.