pedestrian muncher

1. an oversized SUV or pickup truck with a high hood, native to rich American suburbia. The driver's vision immediately in front of the car is restricted by the hood, endangering pedestrians that attempt to cross in front of the vehicle; the hood can sometimes be high enough that a collision with a pedestrian impacts the torso instead of the legs, increasing deadliness to the pedestrian by several times. Bonus points if the vehicle looks capable of, or is advertised for, heavy work, but has never been used for it. Supertype of momster truck; compare compensator.

2. A person who drives such a vehicle, particularly in a densely populated area such as a city. Subtype of asshole; compare BMW driver.

"Damn, bro, look at the size of that truck..."
"Fucking pedestrian munchers. They come in from suburbia and clog up the streets -"
(thirty minutes of kvetching ensues.)

by starcell__ June 25, 2025

dick muncher

the person who won’t let this through or nazis

hey Micheal stop being such a dick muncher

by ginger donald December 2, 2017

bible muncher

-a mo'fucka who carries around a Bible all the time and spews religious nonsense

-hates gays because of their "religion"

"did see that guy bullying the gays"
"that man is a Bible muncher"

by Misspelled_Avocado December 8, 2022

Rice Muncher

An offensive word used towards Asians.

Emma is such a rice muncher
Fuck you Mateo!

by fuh3u3rjih1e April 3, 2023

Pencil Muncher

The retard/s in school who’s occupation are munching or gnawing on pencils (usually the erasers), leaving an almost unusable finished product

Person 1: Hey *person 2*, can I get a pencil

Person 2: No, ask *Retard 1*

Person 1: Fuck no, I don’t want that pencil munchers chew toy.

by PootSniffer March 11, 2023

Meatball-Muncher

The definition of a rotund Italian that eats a lot of meatballs! Occasionally you’ll find a Meatball-Muncher with pieces of Meatball in their mustache/beard.

Sofia: Oh my! Did you see that meatball-muncher?
Lauren: Yes! He looks like Uncle Guido! He was such a Meatball-Muncher..
Sofia: I miss uncle guido :(

by whiteclawbitch April 9, 2022

Konina Muncher

A nickname for "People" who inhabit Poland.

Look at all those Konina Munchers in Silesia, don't they know its German land?

by Suk Mike Hok February 20, 2024