Moses Lights

The instant and simultaneous parting of all motor vehicles on a busy or stationary road when the driver can see the flashing blue lights of a police car or ambulance coming up behind them.

1.Moses held out his hand over the Red sea, and the LORD drove the sea back.
The water was divided, and the Israelites went through the sea on dry ground, with walls of water on both sides.

Hence the flashing blue lights are know as Moses lights due to the power of parting anything ahead of it and driving straight through before the vehicles come back together again.

2.Occasionally on looking in the rear view mirror and being caught off guard by the approaching sirens and flashing lights people have been know to shout "Oh Jesus"..!!!!

by Recudorp October 22, 2013

moses stone

Is fucking badass & calls Mexicans MOJos and Wet Backs

"Moses stone said "Shut the fuck up Wet Back

by Carrie Underwood11 November 25, 2013

mosterestly

The ability to have the absolute most of something.

I love you.
I love you more.
I love you most.
I love you mosterestly.

by J.D. Erikson August 27, 2016

mossesed

A word meaning high or drunk

Hey look at Bob there, he's so mossesed.

by rebelliousninja101 June 30, 2016

Mosterestererereresterestesterererestestestest

Describing most of the most

I love you...
Well I love you more!...
Well I love you the most!...
Well I love you the
Mosterestererereresterestesterererestestestest!

by babybubbles01 October 5, 2016

Moses Arms

A common phrase used when measuring the size of arms that are below average size or lacking bone marrow. (Usually from a life long disease or lazy lifestyle) A person with said arms will never make gains.

Look at the new guy coming into the gym, he's got a long way to go with those Moses Arms.

by Dr.Gains December 20, 2016

Moses

A haircut famously worn by Egil

Yo nice Moses cut bra.

by Øywind January 25, 2017