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marysia's mommy milkers

The biggest pair of tits to ever exist, full of NUTritious milk for anyone who's thirsty
Person A: Are you thirsty?
Person B: No, I sucked marysia's mommy milkers
by littlemilky December 29, 2025
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Materphilia/Mommy kink

A person who is fond of or attracted to cute, silly, and kinda unintelligent guys, in a caretaking or nurturing way

Pronounced: May-tuh-filia
1. Although Nina is incredibly intelligent, she finds herself drawn to guys who are a little more carefree and goofy, and she loves taking on the nurturing role in their relationships—definitely a Materphilia trait.

2. Jessica has a soft spot for her boyfriend, always doting on him and taking care of him in the most nurturing ways; it's clear she has a bit of a Materphilia tendency, loving his goofy, innocent nature.

Materphilia/Mommy kink
by cutecumber.1963 February 1, 2025
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mommy

You.

You're mommy.

...mommy?
Person 1"Hi-"
Person 2"Mommy?"
Person 1 "WOAH THERE BUDDY-"
by you. you're mommy. February 22, 2025
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mommy mustard

When you and the boys have a bowl of mustard and you dip your fingers in it and run around chasing and tickling each other yelling “Mommy Mustard”
Tim’s hands were yellow as he chased after Bobby

“Mommy Mustard Mommy Mustard” Tim yelled as his fingers caressed Bobby’s belly
by Jommbo February 28, 2025
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Muscle Mommy

A tall, muscular, sometimes middle-aged woman who likes to treat their male (or female) partner like their own child, like how a mother does
Person 1: Bro, I got a muscle mommy girlfriend

Person 2: Damn, she looks old enough to be your mommy
by BSSNV2947 August 10, 2024
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2 and a Half Mommies

When a girl has a kid, Finds a MILF, then the girl and the MILF can call each other mommy and the kid calls both of them mommy. But don't call the kid mommy because that's fucking weird.
Abby is into the 2 and a Half Mommies setup
by ballslmbao August 13, 2024
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Mommy

A woman or girl who arouses you in a sexual matter and makes your penis erected.
"DAYUM she could for sho be my mommy"
by Winterxlaven April 6, 2025
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