oikka logic

The act off saying you are going to do something, then ask other people to do it for you

Billy uses oikka logic everytime we have homework

by Unfunny dictionary writer January 31, 2021

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Quaverian Logic

When a rubbish idea is full of as much puffed up air as a Quavers crisp packet in order to make it seem better.

"Everyone, hear my out. I have an amazing idea. I'm going to build a ladder made from empty loo rolls to climb to the moon .Why loo rolls? They're light weight and compostable. But we need to work together as a team to make this work! It's through all of your efforts that we can make this happen! Are you with me?!"

"Climbing a loo roll ladder to the moon? What a load of Quaverian logic."

by British Chips July 6, 2023

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qwerty logic

A seemingly random but deeply intuitive and human-friendly way of ordering something to work, pretty much like the QWERTY keyboard and its arrangement of alphabets.

At first, many aspects of yoga can feel intimidating and disorienting. But, as you go through the motions, it all starts to come together in your body and it feels like qwerty logic.

by Literary Lancaster May 21, 2024

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Simple Logic

Secretly an alt

Person 1: bro who is simple logic
Tingles: Not me

by Aguywithashortname November 14, 2019

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Female logic

Female logic or girl-logic is regular logic with a fallacy intentionally or intuitively introduced in order to achieve a goal, especially when presented by a sexy female to a confused male.

Female: That sofa was 10% off so we made $1500! Since we made so much money, let’s go on a mini vacation this weekend!

Male crying inside: that’s female logic, shopping and making money is the opposite, but I can’t say that and have a fight…
Male out loud: you are so amazing! Where do you want to go?
Female to herself: Yes! Goal achieved! New sofa and Vegas trip all in one, yay!

by Oli123 April 27, 2024

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