Kelly Rowland was flat af before breast implants. Instead of telling people how flat they are, tell them that they are a Kelly Rowland.
Keaton: Bro, I finally got her shirt off, and she looked like such a Kelly Rowland.
Daryl: I told you they were like mosquito bites on her chest.
Daryl: I told you they were like mosquito bites on her chest.
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1) mountain biker to another mountain biker “sorry to hold you up, I went full reverse R Kelly on that last hill climb”
2) self explanatory
2) self explanatory
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