italian hat

every time an Italian guy needs to over exaggerate (says “Louie I’ve had it up to” *lifts hand to hat* “here with you”) I think that this hat will attract many Italian families, Italians being my target market because they don’t want their father not looking as emotional compared to other Italian couples/families and hopefully the mafia

hey did u see mario's new italian hat

by tr411y94m35 April 22, 2016

Italian surprise

When a person of any gender puts spaghetti noddles in Their ass hole then surprises their lover with it the next time they engage in sexual activities and then allows the lover to slurp the noodles out.

"Dude you won't believe it but my girl gave me Italian surprise last night"

by Tittyspanker47 January 21, 2017

Italian homie

A man that always take W’s

Italian homie = Goated

by Hacked Account January 19, 2022

Obnoxiously Italian

Definition 1: The average Italian man, but obnoxiously patriotic about his country. He believes firmly In his country and is considered based and redpilled by many. He's also incredibly popular, and typically roams discord servers doing copious amounts of trolling.

Definition 2: A discord user who is Italian.

Definition 1:
Person 1: Oh you're from Italy?
Person 2: Yes, and Italy is the greatest country in the world
Person 1: You're so Obnoxiously Italian!

Definition 2:
Obnoxiously Italian: I am Italian.
Person: Yes. We know.

by TheManThatSpeaksTheTruth420 February 13, 2022

The Italian Job

When your masturbating in the kitchen and accidentally spill olive oil on your penis, however the sensation keeps you going and gives you the urge to prepare a lasagne

Guy 1: "So I was in the kitchen just beating one out before making my girl dinner, then suddenly BOOM!!! Got olive oil on my dick."
Guy 2: "So what did you do?"
Guy 1: "I said Mama Mia that's a good shit! Finished. Made my girl a lasagne"
Guy 2: Ah The Italian Job. Classic.

by Shark_Dude_Bruh January 23, 2021

italian fuck

A blonde kid with a man that can put you in an infinite death loop, also the boss of the italian mafia

Guy 1:Yo my favourite jojo character is giorno! His stand is so cool!!
Guy 2: oh you mean that italian fuck?

by ha ez April 16, 2021

italian beef

muscular, sexy, hariy italian man.

there was a lot of italian beef at the beach.

by yankee stroodle May 16, 2009