by am <3 June 16, 2021
Get the Best editormug. by efoof December 4, 2021
Get the best wwmug. A friend everyone wants, but few have. Some search their whole life for a best friend and never find one. Some find one when they are very young. If you are lucky enough to get one keep them. Many people don't have best friends and lay alone every day wishing for one. If two people are best friends they are always happy together. Sometimes best friends get in fights, but it never lasts long. If you are ever lucky enough to find a best friend that lasts longer than 1 month you must be a great person, and a great friend. If you never find a best friend (like myself) you probably should stop trying because it's obvious you'll never find one. It's ok though because then you have one less birthday and Christmas present to buy... it's also one less that you'll get. It sucks not having a best friend, especially when it's the one thing most people need. You always feel alone.
by Puglover77 December 26, 2016
Get the Best Friendmug. Ur so pretty and your body is a cute shape and you never switched up , this is why I love you ❤️😩 send this to 10 girls or karma starts now. HAPPY SISTERS DAY ❤️ in 60 mins something will make you happy 😃 but gotta tell 10 sisters blood or not!Hope I get one back 😍😍😍😍😘😘😘😘😘illy . Just copy and paste
by Reeeee and yeeeet and meh!!! November 30, 2019
Get the Best friendsmug. The person in you'r life whom always has you'r back, and you always have theirs. In good times and even more so in bad times.
bf1; "dang I am so broke this week, I don't even have gas money."
bf2; "Its cool i'll spot you a $20 till you get paid."
bf1; wow, really?!
bf2; " Yea ik you'r goof for it, and you would do the same for me, we best friends."
bf2; "Its cool i'll spot you a $20 till you get paid."
bf1; wow, really?!
bf2; " Yea ik you'r goof for it, and you would do the same for me, we best friends."
by allieAnn94 May 14, 2015
Get the Best Friendmug. Hade's piss, extracted from the underworld
by 420Loudslumper August 11, 2017
Get the millwaukees bestmug. The Best Offence was developed in the army in 2006 when a skinny half-asian private saw a colonel and said "If he tries to come over here I'm going to throw my Kevlar at him and knock him down and shit in his mouth." The Best Offense has the twofold effect of both rendering the target prone as well as infecting him with a clinical condition called Shitmouth, which can lead to the gum disease gingivitis as well as assbreath. The best offense does not require you to use a Kevlar helmet to knock the target prone, but traditionalists of the practice still use one.
Coach: Why is Jackson taking off his helmet? Why is Jackson taking off his pants!? OH MY GOD!
Assisstant Coach: You told him to use The Best Offense.
Jackson: Hrrrrrrn!
Assisstant Coach: You told him to use The Best Offense.
Jackson: Hrrrrrrn!
by funk potato September 9, 2009
Get the The Best Offensemug.