Mr. Peach

Little pee pee man who luvs to get on his knees and blow horse cock. He is a dirty little Asian bastard who fucks animals.

Man:"Omg it's Mr. Peach!"
Cat:"PLEASE DON'T RAPE ME!"

by Death to many, but not all March 28, 2019

Peach Tart

Someone who is uniquely special. Often preceded by the words 'such a' to describe the individual.

Michael Cera is such a peach tart.

by MGSwizzl3 February 01, 2016

peach time

A specific rage comic featuring a person saying "peach time". Possibly the most perfect thing to ever exist.

Person 1: Peach time
Person 2: lol

by BaranXLR November 18, 2017

you better count your watermelon and peaches

Jason I’m coming to get you

Yo, you better count your watermelon and peaches

by Jamal42069 July 18, 2018

Doing the 'Peaches'

To stomp one's foot at the beginning of every sentence followed by a long "Fuckkinnnn" and finish every sentence by dragging out the end of the last word.

*STOMP* "Fuckiiinnnn I'm doing the 'peaches', it's the beeeesssttt"

by BabySamWalton May 10, 2018

Sparkling Alabama Peach

A sparkling Alabama peach is when you take a box of sparklers, put them hanging out of your cousins ass, lit them, and start going at it from behind.

Dude Chandler is wilder then a 7 second ride, he made a sparkling Alabama peach yesterday

by Usuallyacaringguy June 29, 2019

peach biscuit

Stripper name for a random girl such as Melissa. Result of a FB quiz such as the color of your underwear and the last thing you ate.

Hi I’m peach biscuit, can I dance for you?

by counselorjay April 14, 2018