Barber's Chair

When a woman shaves your scrote while you are simultaneously being pegged in a seated position.

Donna gave me the Barber's Chair treatment last night. I am freshly shorn and won't shit right for a week.

by Ghost See March 4, 2022

Chair man

A Chair man likes to be sat on. He also has an 11-inch penis that goes inside you when you sit on him.
He likes to have children on him and is the father of 105 babies.

The Chair man wants you to sit on him.
Stop acting like the Chair man.

by MoeyFan1 November 23, 2022

Lord of Chairs

Andrew Nelson

Almost no resistance, for I am Lord of Chairs

by SLB2 November 20, 2010

chairs might

cheers mate in aussie

-I bought you a drink
=chairs might

by baalbaking58 April 18, 2020

clothing chair

Chair used as a substitute for a closet or a cupboard in order to store clothes.

Please get rid of your fucking clothing chair, I beg you. You’re embarrassing our whole family.

by jackpipes August 5, 2023

colin the chair

Also known as “Cholin the cair”. He is an animate chair named Colin. He walks and it talks. He is the president of a country named Chorlin. It enjoys being sat on.

I'm not Colin the chair, but I want to be like him.

by Colin the chair January 3, 2024

Action Chair

Any chair found in a seedy motel room that's used for sexual encounters. The phrase was made famous by Rick Serra on the fifth episode of Another Dirty Room.

Rick: I tell ya it's one of those kinda of chairs again.
Dan: And what chair would that be?
Rick: Action Chair.

by LG633 July 26, 2024