Human Weapon

Someone who knows Over 9000 different ways to kill you.

Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, Kevin Lum, Bruce Willis are some of world's most well renowned Human Weapons.

by Supermandroid17 August 30, 2012

human luggage

when you put a midget on roller skates, have him wear all your clothes, and pull him around the airport with you.

I almost missed my flight because my human luggage had to take a leak.

by DarkMist March 2, 2011

Best Human

An undescribable trait referring to the greatest person you know!

James is the best human!

by Oooof Me October 29, 2018

Human Fag

A person that is a waste of space/air and exceeds the normal levels of faggot.

“See that guy over there he is human fag.”

by Meat Fest 73 June 14, 2018

human centipeding

Farting directly onto someone’s face with your asshole adjacent to their mouth hole

Troy fell asleep on the bench, so Wade woke him up by straddling his face and human centipeding him so that he would hear, smell and taste the nastiness. That was one fart he’ll never forget!!!

by Schtuff April 2, 2018

L human

a L human is someone that is psycho and uses another someone for their advantage. Someone that cheats and lies.

she used him for prom she’s a L human.

by really tried bru May 14, 2022

Human Cockroach

Any person who can survive unimaginable amounts of trauma (inflicted by others, and self inflicted). In other words, a total badass. The human cockroach can survive in the harshest of environments, just like the cockroach insect.

-side note, the Human Cockroach may have an obsession with cockroaches. Either because those bugs are his spirit animal, or because cockroach has the word cock in it. Yep, he’s into cock and roaches...

Guy A. “Who’s that weird looking dude?”

Guy B. “Oh, thats Jeff, hes a human cockroach, the guy has been in so many car crashes, I’m surprised he’s still alive. Also, he loves cock and roaches!”

Guy A. Well... to each his own I guess..., what a weirdo...”

by st31n3r December 17, 2021