on the hook

The opposite of off the hook, obviously, meaning: boring, stupid, not fun at all in the least bit.

Yo, that party was on the hook, I'm gonna skirch, yup!

by Mark Abell December 18, 2004

butt hook

a woman like viki, or a woman that won't leave u alone

woman that won't leave u alone

by ron December 15, 2003

Chicago meat hook

(n.,v.) a sexual procedure in which a male digs his finger into a females vagina and makes his finger into the shape of a hook, he then pulls the females "meat" out with his finger. Resembling a meat hook hanging in a window of a buthcher's shop. Can also be done on the anus.

I am going to give you a chicago meat hook.

by Sammy19 January 8, 2008

Captain Hook

when a man loves himself so much that he must have sex with himself by curving his erection into a hook and penetrate himself in the anus.

Dude, I was staring at myself in the mirror and i had no choice but to give myself a captain hook.

by Cale Mays April 9, 2005

hook it up

v. eng to fire up a hookah; to begin to light a hookah ; nargile, shisha

hey you wanna smoke some hookah?
yea light it up..
you mean hook it up?

by mickael ascoet May 5, 2007

you hook the gas mask up to the bizong!

what you say after a bong hit.

*takes bong hit*You hook the gas mask up to the bizong!

by roachroast24 December 17, 2008

hook -up

To make out with someone other than a significant other, probably for the first time with this person.

Jess totally hooked up with the guy sitting next to her on the plane out of Vegas!

by Zanna May 23, 2005