Noemi has a flat chest

A fine ass latina with a flat chest.

Noemi has a flat chest, there's nothing there!

by Someone From CPPS December 15, 2016

Justice has been done

The phrase someone says when they hear the news that Osama Bin Laden is dead.

Person A: "Did you hear? Osama Bin Laden is dead!"
Person B: "Justice has been done."

by jessi46290 May 24, 2011

beaver has a runny nose

Post-coital fluid seepage from the vagina.

After having sex, the next day when I go to the bathroom my beaver has a runny nose.

by KJzstiffy1 December 2, 2017

a speaker has not been elected

What Kevin McCarthy heard way too many times when he tried to secure the speaker's gavel...

More and more Republicans are voting to not elect Kevin McCarthy as Speaker of the House, leading to the House Clerk declaring that a speaker has not been elected.

by The Real Driller January 5, 2023

ha thats pretty good

a meme you dumb cunt

ha thats pretty good

by asdfsdfhasrhtyjsdrth March 8, 2017

ur uncle has shingles

The only acceptable response to “your granny tranny”

Tim: “ur granny tranny”

Jesus: “ur uncle has shingles”

Tim: *contracts crabs*

by Josef Stalin’s March 15, 2018

if johnny has 5 apples

It basically is said when someone says something so stupid so you gotta act like theyre a first grader

XxGrimr3aperXX: Is the sky really blue, or is the sky brown and it looks blue cause i have blue eyes???

you: *sigh* if johnny has 5 apples....

by mr walk to school at 5 pm March 25, 2023