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White Gooch

A prison inmate term for when your fuck buddy pulls out and sprays jizz all over your gooch so that it turns white.
Dickie, when you bent over to pick up the soap, I gave you a white gooch.
by pussyfart666 November 22, 2012
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Garlic Gooch

What happens when an Italian chick doesn't wash her hands before masturbating after making pasta sauce all day
"Ey, I was about to give-a yo sister a tongue-a bashing, but-a she has-a the Garlic Gooch"
by GaryTheHairyScaryMan December 2, 2017
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Gooch Taunting

When you spill a beverage on your shirt
My mom always yells at me for gooch taunting my new shirts.
by SaverOfHumens March 24, 2010
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gooch sodomy

I don’t fuckin know, Walker wont tell me.
Ex. If you don’t stop reading about gooch grease, you’re gonna learn about gooch sodomy
by SpaghettiHorse69 June 4, 2023
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Gooch King

A gooch king is a person that loves the gooch and thrives for the gooch
“Kb is a gooch king and a munting demon
by LeGooch syndrome May 5, 2024
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Gooch

Short for gucci, but really is a synonym for good.
“All Gooch my man.”

“This lotion is gooch you want some?”
by Boopickthepoopup April 27, 2022
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Gooch Slug

The words Holden and Gunnar use to talk dirty.
by Daddyeatr69 October 15, 2020
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