A legendary creature known to the stoners of Williams Lake British Columbia. If one does not placate the roach goblin by occaisionally throwing a roach into the woods, the goblin has been known to nab useful items. If, however, one is careful to satisfy the Roach Goblin, he has been known to leave gifts of weed, money, pens and lighters to good little stoners.
The Roach Goblin is two feet high, and has green skin, purple eyes and blonde hair. He wears a tattered felt jacket with coat-tails, pointy blue leather shoes, grey wool socks, brown breeches, white gloves, and a red silk shirt. His hat is sky blue, peaked and adorned with three feathers, one yellow, one green and one red. He carries a ebony cane topped with an onyx sphere in his left hand. There is a golden pocket-watch in his right pocket.
The Roach Goblin is two feet high, and has green skin, purple eyes and blonde hair. He wears a tattered felt jacket with coat-tails, pointy blue leather shoes, grey wool socks, brown breeches, white gloves, and a red silk shirt. His hat is sky blue, peaked and adorned with three feathers, one yellow, one green and one red. He carries a ebony cane topped with an onyx sphere in his left hand. There is a golden pocket-watch in his right pocket.
by moonbug November 13, 2006
Get the Roach Goblinmug. A piss goblin is someone who cherishes there piss and makes love to it every night for a month before consuming it.
by The mighty nazi blazer April 14, 2020
Get the piss goblinmug. by matthewc201828377 September 18, 2020
Get the Giggle goblinmug. A sex position in which the man lies on his back and the woman squats on his dick facing him. The woman's heels must be in contact with the floor at all times. She then bounces her ass up and down on that cock like a dirty little migrant worker.
I'm sorry Greg, but I have to go into the Swedish forest to pick berries now
No please Agnieszka just give me the goblin squat one more time!
No please Agnieszka just give me the goblin squat one more time!
by Cheezy D on the mic July 20, 2023
Get the Goblin Squatmug. by Baboonery1 April 12, 2023
Get the Desk Goblinmug. by D&D Gamer 101 January 7, 2020
Get the posh goblinmug. A set of sexy ass bitches who post way too fucking much on Instagram and posing. These people have common names including "Megan" or "Braeden". They are a rare sight to be found outside their bedrooms creating cringe-ass TikToks dancing to a dead rapper's music. They will almost always be virgins or found with the hottest male in school yet also have one of the lowest GPA's throughout their life.
Hey, look over there! It's a goblin gang doing the WAP dance together!
Woah, I wonder how troubled they were in their childhood!
Woah, I wonder how troubled they were in their childhood!
by Tunkyman January 25, 2021
Get the Goblin Gangmug.