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When you want your pet named Gary to get a bath, so you strap a bomb to your chest in an attempt to scare him in to doing it.
Robert:“GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!”

Gary:”Meow”

(Robert explodes)
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Gary

On first impressions some may be drawn in by this man's superficial charm. Do not mistake charmy for smarmy, self righteousness, sanctimonious, holier-than-thou, pompous, brainwashing ass hole.
"What a smug prick"
"ffs you going on about Gary again?"

The name Gary is derived from the word spear.
by The Potster May 5, 2018
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Gary

Has a veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery smooth brain and can be autistic sometimes
"Gary is a smooth brian"
by Lemon Stollen February 10, 2025
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Gary

A person acting immature for their age and like a prat, idiot, moron or being generally stupid
Stop being such a Gary, it’s so immature
by Spider-Man-91 December 11, 2024
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Gary Juled

Getting Gary Juled is when you get the worst possible outcome in a game (not getting a single generator in dead by daylight or no team members on the MVP board in overwatch), so as punishment you have to listen to Gary Jules mad world
We just got Gary Juled, play mad world. Ffs
by Mr Fod October 22, 2022
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Gary

A stupid cheating, prick who thinks he’s better then everyone else.
What a cunt Gary is, he’s such an asshole, he cheated on Megan last weekend.
by Smexygal101 October 6, 2018
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Stephen Gary

a history teacher in the world renowned St Mary's Cathedral College he like boy penises. He is the the type of white person who doesn't care what you get as a mark as long as you tried.
A famous quote by him is, "If you get 30%, but you tried, I done care, but if you get 70% but were capable of getting 90%, now we have a problem."
Stephen Gary was whispered to me that I got a good mark, even though the mark was 65%.
by comradezelensky May 1, 2022
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