when you get so drunk you take the skin from your ballsack and strech it so it forms a basin in which you pour alcohol into it and get your mate to drink it.
friend one - My head's killing me, what happened last night?
friend two - you got so smashed that you bird bathed and friend three drank from it
friend one - FML
friend two - you got so smashed that you bird bathed and friend three drank from it
friend one - FML
by xKinkyKittenx September 14, 2017
Get the bird bathedmug. A person who has their make-up done well but is otherwise in bed. Typically have messy hair and PJs on.
by Thatpersonyoualllove October 18, 2016
Get the Bed Birdmug. Commonly used in the Philadelphia and South Jersey as antonym of 'Go Birds' to describe both the negatives of everyday life and the Philadelphia Eagles. Most effectively used when shouted at a
"Sorry your mother passed. Fucking birds, huh?"
"Fucking Birds- run the ball!"
" How about them Fucking Birds last night."
"Fucking Birds- run the ball!"
" How about them Fucking Birds last night."
by Homerisadope October 3, 2020
Get the fucking birdsmug. The subtle scheming of females against males, particularly girlfiends against boyfriends. The ultimate aim is to mentall castrate them and gain their complete control.
Example: Cant go on the lads whatsapp chat, my bird will see ive been online
Example: Cant go on the lads whatsapp chat, my bird will see ive been online
Cant go on the lads whatsapp chat, my bird will see ive been online, classic bird tricks
Cant come out Saturday night boys, my bird arranged a meal for then on Monday morning, typical bird tricks
Cant come out Saturday night boys, my bird arranged a meal for then on Monday morning, typical bird tricks
by Ya Boy JBoy June 21, 2017
Get the bird tricksmug. The worst food to ever be invented on Earth. Mainly hated by birds like Wingy, this food is disgusting, dry, and plainly noob. If you eat bird seeds, you're a noob.
"Hey I got food!"
"Oh really? What did you get?"
"I got the newest flavor of bird seeds!"
"You filthy disgusting noob."
"Oh really? What did you get?"
"I got the newest flavor of bird seeds!"
"You filthy disgusting noob."
by Sir Jeffrier June 9, 2021
Get the bird seedsmug. Kyle: Hey man why lookin' 'round, acting paranoid
Trevor: Oh it's coo,l im just Checkin' The Bird
Grasshopper: Master why do they call it checking the bird
Guru: Because young one, to them we are the word and they are the swallows waiting to strike.
Grasshopper: Right on
Trevor: Oh it's coo,l im just Checkin' The Bird
Grasshopper: Master why do they call it checking the bird
Guru: Because young one, to them we are the word and they are the swallows waiting to strike.
Grasshopper: Right on
by IsTheBandOutTonight? October 3, 2010
Get the Checkin' The Birdmug. by Sk8girl87 October 31, 2018
Get the Yeeting birdmug.