chinese fireball

A small, moist, yet meaty ball of fecies that fires out of the anus with deadly force. A chinese fireball is typically greasy, about half the size of the average human fist and has deadly accuracy. Typical symptoms include pre-shit bubble farts and a whistling sphincter effect. Approach with caution.

Dave, dude, I thought you had to take a shit. It's only been 40 seconds.

Nah, I just fired out a chinese fireball, clockin' in at about 85 mph.

by William Shakespenis March 13, 2008

fareeda

the art of sexiness..... being able to do sexy things and look hot

you must use fareeda

by laurabella December 3, 2006

die in a fire

A statement that shows such utter disgust, contempt, hatred, and/or loathing for a fellow human being that you wish for them to expire in an extremely painful(and one would assume spectacular and tragic) way. This is usually precipitated by someone so violating what the wisher considers basic human decency, morals, or intelligence that little other recourse is avaliable.

15yo_girl: hay guyz, free paris!!
human_being1: Die in a fire.

Later in that same chatroom...

16yo_girl: AVRIL LAVRIGNE IS SO THE BEST ARTIST OF THE LAST 10 YEAR1111
human_being2: Stop yelling... and no, no shes not, her songs suck, for starters
16yo_girl: YEAH RIGHT11 HER SONG IMAGINE WAS SOOO DEEP111
human_being2: Die in a fire.

by Aquanesia July 20, 2008

light our balls on fire

something you would say after an another individual thinks of a dumbass idea.

Timmy: Hey guys lets go to the art show.

Justin: Or we could light our balls on fire.

by Don L February 18, 2008

Burning Ring Of Fire

The morning after eating a vindaloo, when sitting on the toilet trying to dispose of it through the other end, the sensation caused is an extreme burning otherwise known as Burning Ring Of Fire

Man 1 " I need a shit but its gonna burn like fuck"

Man 2 " Your gonna Have A burning ring of fire you poor bastard"

by Yunga B February 20, 2009

Straight Fire

adj. Anything that is so good that makes you trip over yourself so bad that you think you are on something.
(Awesome, Cool, etc.)
Usually a lot of emphasis on Fire

Yo bro, that party last night was straight FIRE!

Man, that album is straight fire.

by Sex Out South June 25, 2008

Fire roll

a sexual position in which two lovers are facing each other while on their sides. Can be hastily switched to from the missionary position for balls deep penetration, the action is similar to fire safety's "Stop, drop and roll". Not to be confused with a barrel roll which is inferior.

so Danielle and I were going at it, and then suddenly I pulled a fire roll and fucking came 30 gallon buckets.

by Huey! Freeman July 7, 2010