the definition of this word is MASSIVE, it involves having john pork as your barber as he cuts your hair to turn it into a low taper fade.. you cant help but think... "man.. i just cant imagine if jonkler got a low taper fade instead of me..".. the moment john pork finishes the cut.. he will ask you.. "what is the next step of the operation?" you will then turn into the jonkler with his low taper fade and lock in.. you will then be able to talk to both huzz and bruzz alike.. BOIII THIS DEFINITION IS SO TUFF
john pork cutting his hair
man (thinkin like the thinka): man.. i cant imagine if the jonkler of all people got a low taper fade...
john pork (finishes): what is the nexts step of the operation?
man (proceeds to jerk, pulling out his shlong dong and goons a little bit for a split second before locking in and says out loud): IMAGINE IF JONKLER GOT A LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW TAPER FAAADE.
(the man proceeds to turn into the jonkler, with his brand new epic low taper fade that look so TUFF BOII)
john pork: understood my nigga
(john pork turns into dequavious pork to have n word pass)
(the man exits the room to talk to the huzz and bruzz, still having indecent exposure of his shlong dong in public.)
(the end, make sure to like, subscribe, and ring that bell for part 2 of imagine if the jonkler got a low taper fade.)
(its still massive)
man (thinkin like the thinka): man.. i cant imagine if the jonkler of all people got a low taper fade...
john pork (finishes): what is the nexts step of the operation?
man (proceeds to jerk, pulling out his shlong dong and goons a little bit for a split second before locking in and says out loud): IMAGINE IF JONKLER GOT A LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW TAPER FAAADE.
(the man proceeds to turn into the jonkler, with his brand new epic low taper fade that look so TUFF BOII)
john pork: understood my nigga
(john pork turns into dequavious pork to have n word pass)
(the man exits the room to talk to the huzz and bruzz, still having indecent exposure of his shlong dong in public.)
(the end, make sure to like, subscribe, and ring that bell for part 2 of imagine if the jonkler got a low taper fade.)
(its still massive)
by uchihahomerhawktuahjohnpork January 19, 2025
Get the imagine if the jonkler got a low taper fademug. When a person does no respond to you for a long period of time. Usually associated with text or snapchat.
Guy:I think she's giving me the fade bro
Guy2:How do you know
Guy: She hasn't responded to me in like an hour...
Guy2:How do you know
Guy: She hasn't responded to me in like an hour...
by Nep May 1, 2015
Get the Fademug. a dirty armenian with a rauncy foot fetish. He once fended off a swarm of moody bama's bent on destroying the plight of the riders of rohan.
jesus chatch!! That kid over their is fading fast!!!
Oh, don't worry about him, taddy boy, he's just the fading ish. He'll be faded by the time he realizes his skeezy pal deez-nunz threw it in her deuce coup
Oh, don't worry about him, taddy boy, he's just the fading ish. He'll be faded by the time he realizes his skeezy pal deez-nunz threw it in her deuce coup
by bleespot April 28, 2004
Get the fading ishmug. A "taper-fade" is a type of haircut that has been popularized by Gen Z, a low maintenance haircut, usually paired with a fluffy texturized hairstyle on the top. Faded on the side burns and back, with lots of bulk.
Nathan: Yo Marc, do you like my haircut? It's called a low taper-fade with a textured fringe.
Marc: Yo! That looks sick, I might have to get that.
Marc: Yo! That looks sick, I might have to get that.
by beatvoidthedefiner March 8, 2024
Get the taper-fademug. by Big Doyer Peppers January 25, 2021
Get the runnin a nice fademug. by Mieso11 May 8, 2018
Get the Fademug. by shelderee February 23, 2022
Get the Homeboy Fademug.