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Engineer

The most unremarkable way to get a doctorate. Or just a joke
Person 1: You look ugly

Person 2: Well, you're and engineer... end of joke burn
by 69xXxSwagMasterxXx69 March 1, 2021
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Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems, not problems like "What is beauty?" Because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems, for instance: how am I going to stop some mean mother Hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous be-hind? The answer, use a gun, and if that don't work... Use more gun. Take for instance this heavy caliber tripod mounted lil' old number designed by me, built by me, and you best hope... Not pointed at you.
by Engineer Gaming Tf2 March 8, 2021
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Avocado Engineer

Software or technology engineers that deploy changes without governance or change management; usually causing chaos for end users
The changes were deployed by an avocado engineer, our end users don't know where to click
by dubzziez April 23, 2021
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STEAM ENGINE

The concept of a nasty dragon but you need to pull her hair for the desired effect. When you give it a yank all the seman pours out her nose. Tooooot toooot!!!
I gave her a steam engine last night, it felt so good like riding into the sun set. I really tugged her hair like the reigns of a wild stallion.
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Hack search engines?

Can it be done?
Will there be anything left of the internet?
Who will take on the challenge?
What will be the prize?
Turning a 1 into 0?
Who can take control the longest wins?
Any thoughts?
Ideas?
by King Zero owner of da Universe October 11, 2023
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jet engine ejaculation

when you ejaculate so fast and viciously it goes into someone’s eye and blinds them
“did you hear about betty her boyfriend has a jet engine ejaculation
by testicularbreath October 15, 2023
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