earth

a flat disc that we all live on

i am not an actual flat earther

by loopsipåp September 10, 2020

Earth Worming

When You find a snake/groundhole hole in the ground and fuck said hole

Me “Bro on me My hips killing me”
Friend “why?”
Me “I found a hole in the ground today and started Earth Worming the shit outta it

by Sir Gunt May 11, 2024

Whitest Name on Earth

Howard Waynesboro

Howard Waynesboro is the Whitest Name on Earth

by HowardUrStupid September 14, 2023

Earths-Waters

Earths-Waters; A planet like Earth in the Crack 90s.(earliest 90s)

Earths-Waters;Astronaut; let's get off this Earths-Waters planet and go to Pluto. Other Astronaut: sure thing. :)

by gayb1995 November 6, 2023

Earth

The beautiful planet we live on, that needs protecting or else it could die

Person 1: I love earth!
Person 2: i dont..
Person 1: why not?
Person 2: its boring
Person 1: Earth is the only known planet thats supports life so you should love it because there isnt anywhere else for us to live at the moment..
Person 2: finnee..

by *Angelic_Star* August 19, 2022

Earth Dander

floating tree seeds that look like and travel like snow...in 70 deg weather

I swear I thought it was snowing! Turns out it was just Earth Dander!

by digitaldingo June 29, 2015

talk to earth

Saying that someone needs to stop talking to you with such disrespect, or to stop saying something because they are wrong. Essentially telling them to get more in touch with nature (Earth) so they can be more humble and not disrespectful or judgmental.

"Damn bro, are you really wearing fake Jordan's right now?" "Are you blind? My J's are not fake, talk to earth."

by Ender Crowe February 4, 2025