Does a fart make an echo?

That is if someone farted and it was loud enough and happened at the right would it make an echo?

One of the unanswered questions of the universe. Sometimes asked by someone who is high on pot etc.

Hey man, does a fart make an echo?

by The Fury 13 January 23, 2011

domesticate

To physically abuse a live in partner, as in domestic violence. Can be adult male to female or adult female to male, not assocaited with children.

Origins unknown, first heard in use amongst the Blackfeet tribe.

"She wouldn't shut up, so I had to domesticate her."

"Whoa man! Where did you get that black eye? Did your woman domesticate you last night or what?"

by GOWYO August 4, 2006

Stupid is as stupid does

a catch-all term that basically means that stupid people are gonna keep on doing stupid things because that's what they are, period. The term was popularized in the 1994 Tom Hanks 3-hour blockbuster movie Forrest Gump.

1. Look at several trends, fads and fashions from the past number of years. Many things got dumber and dumber and in this 21st Century many stupid people did evil and stupid things and a lot of people fell for all the lies and B.S. Stupid is as stupid does. Abe Lincoln said you can't fool all the people all of the time. I hope to God he was right.

2. ...
"If God gives you nothin' but lemons, then you make some lemonade"
"The early bird catches the fuckin' worm,
Rome wasn't built in a day"

"Now life's like a box of chocolates,
You never know what you're going to get"
"Stupid is as stupid does and all the rest of that shit"

Come'on pretty baby, call my bluff
'Cause for you my best was never good enough

Bruce Springsteen

by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 14, 2009

does the pope know sluts?

because: "Does the pope shit in the woods" just isn't offensive enough

This is a sarcastic answer to a question with an obvious answer of "yes." Taken as a combination of the similarly-intended ones, "Does a bear shit in the woods?" and "Is the Pope Catholic?"

Roast Beef: Um...do you want to hit up some nachos and watch some Braveheart?

Ray: Does the pope know sluts?

by Whoopsie January 21, 2010

doesntwannabealonealitus

A serious illness causing the victim of said illness not want to be alone on socially important holidays and events such as New Years Eve.

Taylor doesn't want to be alone on New Year's Eve, so she clearly has a deadly case of doesntwannabealonealitus.

by foshointhehiz-ous December 31, 2008

Proof that God does not exist

Creationists never bother to look for any evidence for their claims they simply look for "missing links" (which is invented by media and not scientists) to prove evolution wrong so that they can teach their lies in schools.

Proof that God does not exist:
If god created us and evolution is false, then how can humans create life? How can we have children and create life in laboratories which have conciousness. If god made us then how are we able to do these things ourselves?
If evolution was false and religion was right then we wouldn't be able to have children on our own.

by Scarlottie September 20, 2009

That Doesn't Go There

Pretending to know something about a topic, of which you are actually clueless about, by trying to convince someone, of whom does actually know quite a lot about said topic, that they are wrong.

A: Finally, there's only 2 more accounts to file

B: That doesn't go there

A: Dude...aren't you the janitor?

by Veisuw January 13, 2009