Door Hinge

The only word that rhymes with orange.

purple skies, young man dies
skies are blue, old man says true
when they go red, your mom gives me head
then they go orange, and your a fucking door hinge.
(William Shankspear, "Taming of the Jew" Act Vi Sc i(6-66) )

by Fleter March 12, 2008

Louisiana Door Knob

When you remove the door handle from both sides of a door. Then stick your dick through the door hole and have the person on the other side give you a blow job.

Krys: I love it when you Louisiana Door Knob me

Jon: Shut up bitch and just keep sucking from that side

by Bijazik March 24, 2008

door strategy

A technique that crazy Christian boys obsessed with NOT masturbating use to resist the temptation; they remove the doors from their bedrooms.

After my younger brother decided to follow Jesus, he used the door strategy to stop jerking off. Now I have to hear his Christian pop music all day long...

by supbro_4L May 29, 2010

Shut the front door

A phrase used not as a substitute for 'Shut the fuck up', but rather when the front door requires shutting.

Person 1: Can you shut the front door please?
Person 2: Yeah, sure. *shuts the front door*

by mikee246 August 17, 2011

donor bike

A donor bike is a ridiculously small mini-motorcycle that has become a nationwide menace the past few years. Donor bikes are identified by the presence of an idiot behind the handle bars, no helmet and a blatant disregard for traffic rules. Additionally, 80% of riders at some point become organ donors after the required fatal crash.

"Look at Jose on his new donor bike!!! Hope his organ card is updated!"

by Charles T Mullen February 15, 2006

dalorted

Similar to the word 'deleted',
bastardized by Kenny of rG.

OH SHI-

My thread was dalorted!

by MuffinSoup November 6, 2007

Side-Door Friend

A close friend who feels comfortable coming into your house via the side door, probably off the kitchen. You, too, are comfortable with this friend entering your house through the side door. A side-door friend is probably one of your best friends. Conversely, front-door friends are those acquaintances you are not all that close/comfortable with.

Marcia and me hang out constantly. She is totes a side-door friend.

by TeacheRama August 20, 2007