Dragon Dad

Dragon Dad

The best Dad in the entire world.

-That ever has been or ever will be.
-There is none like him.
-When your having a bad day all you need to know is that "He Exsists" Yahuah

Also God Aloah:

Psalm 18:8
Went up smoke from his nostrils and fire from his mouth devouring coals were kindled by it.

Alah ashn ba'apu u'ash m'pyn tak'a'l ghlym baru m'mnu

" Hey Dragon Dad ..how is fighting against all evil, your ex-wife and all the hordes of hell going?"

by ThePersistanceIsReal February 27, 2021

Dad Sauce

the male reproductive fluid, containing spermatozoa in suspension.

My girl is always begging for me for my Dad Sauce.

by ChefTreeGuy September 28, 2018

Dad Spackle

The little pieces of shit your dad leaves behind after using the toilet.

Mark: You alright bro? You were in there for a while.
Joe: Sorry dude, it was a rough one. I left some dad spackle in the bowl; you might want to clean it up before your girlfriend comes over.

by supercrapdog December 25, 2012

maxx's dad

The lord and savior maxx's dad gives people 100$ a week, he is god

dad give me 100$ nigga or else your not god ok maxx's dad?!

by Nigga lord June 22, 2022

Nicole’s dad

A mythic creature believe to be a folktale/ghost story, it’s said to have been millions of years since anyone has seen him.

“Friend 1: Hey, have you seen Nicole’s dad?” “Friend 2: haha good joke”

by Pussyslaya449 October 24, 2018

Barnacle Dad

Anyone who is 2-3 years older than you and is a tall male.This makes them a Barnacle Dad. Take a look at yourself right now are you a Barnacle Dad?

“What’s up Barnacle Dad!”👨

by PeePeeMcGwee July 3, 2018

Vanessa's Dad

Hates Tyler H because he thinks there dating but little does he know what Tyler said....

Vanessa- my Dad says he docent want us to talk rn

Tyler- I didn't do anything yet all I did was carry bedwars Vanessa's Dad

by vilagger999 November 1, 2020