Crusty Corkskrew 

A dude who finishes of but dont wash

Charley: Hey you should go out with my friend Justin.
Chick: Nah you didnt know everyone knows about his crusty corkskrew.

Crusty Corkskrew by Dickshinary69slutz May 1, 2018

crusty yam sack

long hanging genitals found on rather elderly men, or anyone afflicted with scrotal calcinosis - calcium petrified zits on the balls.

Looking at the fine lines on her mature date's face, she wondered if the rest of the package was a well-preserved or if she'd have to gloss over massaging his crusty yam sack.

crusty yam sack by Rhae Camdyn January 22, 2018

Crusty Loser 

A person who displays a serve lack of skill at Rainbow six seige. Often characterized by the use of shotguns or other such aids wepons

Mate, i knew were you were at all times you crusty loser

Crusty Loser by Big Janty February 21, 2018

crusty cumsock 

Used in one of two ways.

1) In a joking way to call someone disgusting.

2) Said in an argument to express disdain.

1) Oh My God Karen! You're such a crusty cumsock.

2) Listen up here you crusty cumsock! You're a fucking degenerate who doesn't deserve my time and effort.

crusty cumsock by A very creative cunt May 7, 2018

Crusty MUN

Crusty MUN is a general term to describe delegates, typically from the Midwest who exhibit any, but not limited to, the following behaviors: asking you to get lunch opening night, having a black backpack with loose papers in it, a not properly tied tie, wearing a pantsuit, having serial killer handwriting

If a delegate exhibits traits of both Crusty MUN and Sweaty MUN, they are part of a rare group called Sticky MUN. A select variety of delegates, namely West Coast MUN and Dexter Daramali of Stevenson High School in Lincolnshire, IL, fall under this category.

DISEC is SO Crusty MUN today, half the committee voted to divide the question on a 20 clause resolution.

Crusty MUN by sheev_palpatine May 9, 2018

Crusty Pilot 

The Crusty Pilot must not be taken lightly. This is when the pilot (usually in his 50’s) gets out of the cockpit mid flight to perform an orgy with everybody on the flight. Not compensating with the pilot’s needs can be dangerous, as his crusty cock can outrun any passenger.

Friend 1: How was your flight?
Friend 2: Holy shit it was amazing, I got hit with the ole Crusty Pilot.
Friend 1: You lucky son of a bitch.

Crusty Pilot by base bonwell May 11, 2018

Crusty foot 

When bae wants to give u foot massage but your foot is crusty

“Your crusty foot is so delicious”

“It’s better than KFC”

Crusty foot by Eat thotpaste May 17, 2018