eye crusties

those things that get in your eyes after you sleep and they are hard and yellow

“Man i just woke up with eye crusties in my eye!”

by ouch door handle April 28, 2020

crusty farm hand

Collecting a vast amount of sperm and feces to smear it on your partners back during doggy style

Yea Jessie cheated on me so I just gave her the crusty farm hand and bounced.

by Turdburgelur April 24, 2018

Crusty

a very ugly person

Example: Ew she is looking crusty today

by Suckmytoe127368 April 23, 2019

A Crusty Garcia

When a latino women licks the ass crust of a man's butthole that looks like guacamole because he he hasn't wiped in a few weeks. (His name doesn't have to be Gracia)

Damn I was at Ron Jeremy's house last night. He made be me lick his asshole. It was a Crusty Garcia

by Gaming Hams January 18, 2017

Nasty crusty dusty

used in a sentence to call someone ugly/sewage water

Ew! He is Nasty crusty dusty!

by chase . March 26, 2021

Crusty Drawls Chamber of Beans

Rory's goon cave

"Have you seen Oliva?"
"No, have you checked the Crusty Drawls Chamber of Beans?"

by EvilDiddy_Overlord9 February 18, 2025

Crusty Loaf

When a guy blows his load in a woman's vagina, doesn't wipe himself off, and then about 15 minutes later, when their mixed fluids have dried on his penis, forming a slight crust, he puts his now "crusty loaf" in her mouth.

15 minutes after they finished fucking, he fed her a crusty loaf.

by Phil Beev July 4, 2012