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eye crusties

those things that get in your eyes after you sleep and they are hard and yellow
“Man i just woke up with eye crusties in my eye!”
by ouch door handle April 28, 2020
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crusty farm hand

Collecting a vast amount of sperm and feces to smear it on your partners back during doggy style
Yea Jessie cheated on me so I just gave her the crusty farm hand and bounced.
by Turdburgelur April 24, 2018
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Crusty

Example: Ew she is looking crusty today
by Suckmytoe127368 April 23, 2019
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A Crusty Garcia

When a latino women licks the ass crust of a man's butthole that looks like guacamole because he he hasn't wiped in a few weeks. (His name doesn't have to be Gracia)
Damn I was at Ron Jeremy's house last night. He made be me lick his asshole. It was a Crusty Garcia
by Gaming Hams January 18, 2017
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Nasty crusty dusty

used in a sentence to call someone ugly/sewage water
Ew! He is Nasty crusty dusty!
by chase . March 26, 2021
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Crusty Drawls Chamber of Beans

Rory's goon cave
"Have you seen Oliva?"
"No, have you checked the Crusty Drawls Chamber of Beans?"
by EvilDiddy_Overlord9 February 18, 2025
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Crusty Loaf

When a guy blows his load in a woman's vagina, doesn't wipe himself off, and then about 15 minutes later, when their mixed fluids have dried on his penis, forming a slight crust, he puts his now "crusty loaf" in her mouth.
15 minutes after they finished fucking, he fed her a crusty loaf.
by Phil Beev July 4, 2012
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