by Kyleclark April 13, 2020
Cracker naggle: I thought we were friends?
Colored Person: Only if were approached by a police officer.
Cracker naggle: huh?
That is a crackernaggle 💯^
Colored Person: Only if were approached by a police officer.
Cracker naggle: huh?
That is a crackernaggle 💯^
by Blaqadomas February 11, 2017
A white vegetarian or vegan. A white person who can't get enough of those 50 dollar whole foods salads. A white person who's willing to take a bite out of their front yard tree. You've had to call the cops because your neighbor, Janice, was mowing the lawn with her mouth and you weren't sure if she was just a Veggie Cracker or a Cracker on Crack.
"I don't eat meat" "I looooveeee vegetables and i am totes against eating animals"
and to that you'd reply,
"Alright Karen. You're such a veggie Cracker"
and to that you'd reply,
"Alright Karen. You're such a veggie Cracker"
by Nerf'or'Nothin April 19, 2017
To to go Cracker Barrel to eat their chicken and getting violent food poisoning.
Context: 2018 e.coli outbreak in Cracker Barrel left many people to get food poisoning. In most cases, it caused cataclysmic diarrhea.
Context: 2018 e.coli outbreak in Cracker Barrel left many people to get food poisoning. In most cases, it caused cataclysmic diarrhea.
by snaileyestalks April 27, 2021
Person 1: hey you steal my peanut >:(((((
Person 2: no
Person 1: yes you did you peice of shit, *does the nut cracker*
Person 2: AHH WHAT THE FUCK MAN
Person 1: no kid for you :))))))
Person 2: you know what? PROVE IT.
Person 1: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
Person 2: no
Person 1: yes you did you peice of shit, *does the nut cracker*
Person 2: AHH WHAT THE FUCK MAN
Person 1: no kid for you :))))))
Person 2: you know what? PROVE IT.
Person 1: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
by Nut in my mouth oh yeah September 06, 2021
by meowitsjojoo April 12, 2021