fudging cousins

gay male cousins at least once removed who engage in anal sex

Ted and ed are fudging cousins its cool their parents arnt siblings jus cousins

by cat135 July 2, 2015

southern cousins

when two people say they're like family yet they actually get weird behind the scenes
like, for instance, cousins from the South

you two may say you're like brother and sister, but you're really some southern cousins.

by missmusical September 4, 2015

flu cousin

When you and another guy get cheated on by the same girl but both of you already fucked her and you both have her AIDS.

Guy One:Dude,I can't believe she used us like that,and now I have AIDS from her.
Guy Two:Bro I got AIDS from her too!
Guy One:Holy moly that makes us flu cousins.
Guy Two:Man let's go somewhere to eat,my treat.

by Quantum Ranger September 20, 2015

The Cousteau

While banging a girl doggy, you shove her head under the water until she starts blowing air bubbles like Jacques Cousteau the deep sea diver.

Homie was banging this chick in the pool the other night, and suddenly out of nowhere he pulled The Cousteau on the girl. He grabbed the back of her hair and shoved her underwater. It didn't take long until she was blowing bubbles like a deep sea diver.

by Slack73 June 13, 2016

Fuzz Cousin

A partner with whom you have not had intercourse with yet, but have enjoyed grinding bare pubic regions with.

No, we didn't go all the way, she's just a fuzz cousin.

by Minotourettes December 14, 2016

Incest Cousin

A cousin that one has sexual intercourse with.

"I heard you've been seeing your cousin."
"Yeah, we're incest cousins."

by westvirginia December 22, 2016

Canadian Cousin

When you and someone else have both gotten to second base with the same person.

Not to be confused with Eskimo Brother or Eskimo Sisters, in which the two people have had sex with the same person. Or with Minnesotian Twins, in which two people have simply kissed the same person.

Steve: Dude I was making out with Nikki yesterday and she let me put my hand under her shirt.
Evan: No way! I got to second base with her last week.
Steve: Canadian Cousins!
*high five*

by NotAnImposter December 21, 2016