Condom courtesy

If you invite someone to your place to have sexually intercourse, you are the one who need to have the condoms (even if you don't care to use them) this rule apply to all (male/female/and everything else under the rainbow)

(Jack) "Hey thanks for inviting me over, so, shall we take this to the bedroom?"

(Jill) "Sure thing baby, did you bring protection?"

(Jack) "Well yeah but you invited me, you don't have a condom ready to go?."

(Jill) "No, should I?"

(Jack) "Uh, Yeah, it's only condom courtesy!"

by Urbandood69 July 19, 2018

stuck condom

Condom get stuck

Oh no, I stuck condom

by Shrekjuice69 June 25, 2023

Condom

What your parents wished they used

We should've used a condom the couple said as they looked at their child trying to eat fucking tide pods

by Fightmeeeee May 23, 2018

free condom

a free condom is where u tie up ur foreskin with an elastic band so when u go to fuck a chick u won't nut

bruh who buys condoms just tie ur foreskin up it's a free condom

by lolcarson March 5, 2019

Condom

A form of safety used to prevent pregnancy during sexual intercourse

To stay safe, use a condom.

by i am stupid 123 February 27, 2020

Wet jacket in a condom cave

The act of a man performing oral sex on a woman and finding a condom inside of her from the last man she had intercourse with and sucking it out in his mouth.

"I didn't even know she was with another man, until I found a wet jacket in a condom cave!"

by Miss Kitty 13 March 18, 2023

Condom Foot

is what happens when you have a bunch of shitty friends who wrap contraceptives around your feet as you are blackout drunk. Caution- may cut off blood circulation in the foot area.

“K got shitfaced last night, and everyone gave him condom foot.”

by Cay7200 June 14, 2018