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Condom Suit

A suit which also acts as a condom. Conforms to the shape of the penis.
Samus’s suit is the greatest condom suit.
by Sammy Summers January 6, 2020
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Internet Condom

A VPN, or anything that mostly masks what you do online.
Person 1: Hey, do you know any good Internet Condoms?
Person 2: Mullvad is a good option.
by brodean3 March 23, 2024
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Condom Cowl

A cowl that makes Red Robin's head look like he's wearing a condom.
"His suit has a Condom Cowl!"
by TimDunk January 7, 2024
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condom

wiener sockie wockies
"the way you slide that wiener sockie wockies upon your wiener makes me nut. it's just like a condom. just like when rïan bounces he's little feeties.
by I love rïans feet December 24, 2017
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Diamond Condom

Condom for rich dudes infused with real diamonds.
My friend Elon Musk has a diamond Condom and he loves it.
by donga don September 11, 2022
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kokomo condom

Using a sheet of sand paper as a condom.
I ran out of rubbers but my tool box was right there, so I used a Kokomo condom.
by NotWadeW October 4, 2017
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condom

i made him put the condom on before doing it
by gay_kaiden December 6, 2022
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