stuck condom

Condom get stuck

Oh no, I stuck condom

by Shrekjuice69 June 25, 2023

Condoms

idk....Cock cozies? sperm socks? Baby Blockers? Pussy Protection Program? Papa Stoppers? Any of those?

Condoms ruin everything.

by Cinnamon_Girl 🖤 October 21, 2021

condomating

having sexual intercourse by using a condom so as to prevent pregnancy. The verb form is condomate.

Condomating is one of the effective contraception methods.

by uttam maharjan October 12, 2011

Condom

A form of safety used to prevent pregnancy during sexual intercourse

To stay safe, use a condom.

by i am stupid 123 February 27, 2020

Condom

The most unreliable contraceptive known to the human race. I mean, what the fuck. Also, some men don't like wearing them because 'it doesn't feel as good'. It shouldn't just be up to the woman to stop pregnancies.

Man: Hey, d'you wanna have sex?
Woman: Ok, but make sure to wear a condom.
Man: Nooooo. It doesn't feel good.
Woman: Shut the fuck up and wear a condom you big baby.

by thatgaybitchbeckie November 16, 2020

condom camping

The action of getting penitrated so hard the condom becomes wedged in the rectum, and has to he surgically removed

Bram gave me the old condom camping last weekend

by Antcondom September 12, 2023

beanie baby condom

a bunch of crazy softies whom i love dearly 💜💜

beanie baby condom? i love them

by africkingelf October 22, 2019