clown

v., orig. porno: to perform a sexual act (also known as the "inverted pyramid") in which the male simultaneously and singlehandedly double-penetrates the female, inserting his scrotum in her anus and his penis in her vagina.

Put the dick down in the pussy—yeah, Toné, clown on that b****!

by Antoné September 13, 2005

Clown Baby

A nickname for the anti-anxiety drug, klonopin. May have originated from an episode of the show "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia," in which the character Charlie was entered in an underground fighting club under the name "Clown Baby," and snorted unnamed white powders.

My shrink thinks I'm too jumpy, so he prescribed me some Clown Baby.

by ClownBaby88 September 10, 2011

clown rape

The act of having intercourse, either consented or not, with a female clown and doing the following....

As you are hitting the clown ass from behind and about to climax, honk their nose and slap her in the back of the head. This is immediately followed by having them make a you a poodle balloon animal to take home. While their tears run down their sad clown face, you wipe yourself clean on their rainbow afro. Then you say taking your balloon animal, "Turn that frown upside down BITCH!"

John said he liked clowns so Amante dressed up as one. Do you know what he did? He fucking clown raped her.

by The Wizard From RD August 5, 2010

happy clown

when you go down on a girl while she is on her period. comes from what you look like afterwards (blood on face)

he likes to give girls the happy clown. what a sick fuck.

by master finger blaster October 9, 2004

To clown car it

When you cram more people in a car than are leagally supposed to be based on seatbelt regulations. This can include people sitting on laps, being locked in the trunk, laying on top of eachother, crammed in so tight that you can't move or your face is pressed up against the window.

It was a rainy day and we needed a ride to the coffee shop so Olivia let us clown car it. Olivia drove, Azelea sat in the passanger seat with Shorty on top of her, Daniel, Mindy, Eric, and about five backpacks were in the back, and Alix was in the trunk with the rest of the backpacks. I jumped in on top of Daniel and Eric and got a little closer to them than I had ever wanted to. The windows were so steamed that the three cops who drove by wouldn't have been able to tell that there were many people in the car at all. We totally clown carred it.

by silent17 September 5, 2005

clownbuck

The United States dollar, defined as a "clownbuck" due to the inaptitude of the U.S. Federal Reserve to preserve it's value.

The Federal Reserve printed up 8 billion clownbucks today.

by falser December 29, 2005

clown party

When you have a bunch of girls with different color lipsticks, and at the end of the night, the winner is the guy who has the most colors on his dick.

"Kyle won at the clown party. It looked like a clown had given him head"

by Schoon May 20, 2008