Chicago Wetback

When you nut on your girlfriends back while your upstairs neighbor floods their condo soaking your entire bedroom

"I can't escape living in a place where it rains indoors. This is the third Chicago Wetback I've had in a row. I'm so over this curse"

by anonymous August 4, 2025

Chicago

it’s a city that inviting it’s a city that’s exciting it’s a city for a woman just like me!

trina vega: CHICAGO! CHICAGO!
people watching at home: ITS A CITY THAT INVITING ITS A CITY THAT EXCITING ITS A CITY FOR A WOMAN JUST LIKE ME!

by Scree December 10, 2019

chicago body

A big body type, typical of the region, see Da Bears skit from SNL with a Chris Farley.

That person has a real Chicago body!

by B&E9 December 8, 2020

Chicago hammer marks

While attempting to strike a nail, one misses their target and leaves an dent in the wood beside the nail.

While Attempting to nail his fence, Jordan frequently missed his target, leaving scores of Chicago hammer marks.

by FrontRowJonny March 9, 2023

Chicago Baptism

To accidentally sit in a seat, wet with SOMETHING, on the CTA. Do it once, and you’ll never do it again.

There was one seat open on the red line, and before anyone could warn me, I got my Chicago Baptism.

by Chicago Zym June 26, 2024

Chicago

I'm not in Chicago.

Hym "Yeah, I don't know why my IP address says I'm in Chicago but I'm not in Chicago. How about this, instead of deploying the national guard... You grab that mentally retarded piece of shit Elon... And you grab that thieving Jew cuckerbeard... And then you make them pay for the AI that they stole... And then you release the Epstein files so we can determine whether or not we elected a pedophile as the president... And then you arrest the the retards for theft and you arrest pedophiles for fucking kids and then you pay the creator of AI to create AI."

by Hym Iam August 25, 2025

chicago

chicago is one of the best cities in the mf world bro, the food, the slang, i would say the people but niggas b hoes and these bitches bops. anyway, we cool asf out hea, if you come to chicago dont b a fuckin gang goofy, if somebody say “check it out” DONT fkn check it out💀, if somebody ask you if you know where you at just run & pls dont say u from o block, that will get you shot tf up if you from outta town😭.

boy1- you from chicago?
boy2- no, im from insert location
boy1- you know whea you at?
bystander- nigga, RUN.

by sosaisdagoat December 28, 2021