no good for carrots

The definition of no good good for carrots is when someone is that much of a spastic that there no good for nothing

Have you saw joey over there he is no good for carrots

by Take No Eeed October 12, 2020

carrot-waving

Insincere offers of incentives used in place of actual incentives or as virtue signaling. Mentioning funding, promotions or benefits without the authority, intention or ability to deliver.

“Management has nothing left to offer us apart from some carrot-waving. Frankly, I’m more worried where that carrot is going to end up.”

by ragnar hairy breeches January 26, 2024

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 16, 2025

carrots who eat girls

The best kind of carrots.

I like carrots who eat girls.

by bruhthisismyhandle August 19, 2021

Carrot cake

Real hip hop, real rap, fresh beats, Means good, legit, badass beats, the shit, that fire, that diggy Iggy, good beats, good music, real shit up in general nah mean

Yo did you hear that new s*** just dropped by l-dog, that s*** is the carrot cake, I ain't even playin.

Or

I just saw that video everybody's talking about by the weekend that s*** is straight carrot cake NGL

by Carl Levi Tate May 26, 2021

Carrot days

This is a term in the one direction fandom, mostly used by directioners in 2010 to 2011, they are a bunch of inside jokes that were used by the boys during their fetus era

"I love cats so much! Pussy!"

"What? I don't want to eat using spoons!"

"I looooove carrots!"

There are also these:

"The fandom was so weird during the carrot days, you know"

by This is my real name fuck you February 25, 2021

carrot on a stick

A carrot on a stick is an idiom meaning an award or gift given for encouraging oneself to do something.

I treat myself a bar of chocolate as a carrot on a stick as i go to gym everyday.

by Vanessavampire12 October 26, 2017