When you have been working in the hot Tennessee heat and haven't showered for 3 or more days, then a girl goes down on you. Have her scrape her teeth/braces across the skin of your penis while running her fingers in the crease between your leg and balls. The resulting mix of sweaty nut cheese and flaked cock skin is used to flavor her BJ for you.
"I worked all week in the field and Sarah was so horny when I came home, I didn't even have time to shower and gave her a Tennessee charcuterie board."
by Falco21 February 15, 2025
Get the Tennessee charcuterie boardmug. A manipulation tactic which is so convert you are emotionally being moved around as farmers move pigs. Putting a giant board in front of the wrong way to go.
by Miktini December 12, 2020
Get the Pig boardingmug. Where an individual is getting spanked with a paddle after having a spicy Indian takeaway from the night before then farts before following through and promptly shits all over the paddle, leaving a slurry of meat, vegetables and shit all over it.
Woman: Hey pookie why is the wooden paddle board in the bin?
Man: Sorry babe last night I accidentally turned the paddle into a shartcuterie board.
Man: Sorry babe last night I accidentally turned the paddle into a shartcuterie board.
by LankyLandNoodle May 27, 2024
Get the Shartcuterie boardmug. A board, typically a length of 2x4, used to displace a sexual partner's adipose tissue during intercourse.
by docsloth October 28, 2013
Get the pushing boardmug. Reference to TNABOARD.COM
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by Brookelynvip69 June 22, 2023
Get the The Boardmug. 
by Xero9 August 26, 2023
Get the shot boardmug.