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Blonde

Good chance they're hot but probably dumb
"Hey you should go ask her out"
"Nah. She's pretty stupid"
"well yeah but she's a good lookin' blonde"
by Death_Potato576 March 2, 2020
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Blonds

They are refurred to "bumb ass people". Because they are blond. Beware of them. You may be their next victim.
Yall are thinking the Illuminatis are dangerous? Then you are dumbdumb you little sheeple. The blonds are the REAL danger of the planet. They will... BLOND YOU.
"Arthur is blond. Beware of the blonds"
by cacahuete06 May 31, 2023
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blonde twunk

Blonde twunks are the sexiest men alive. A twunk has a cute kissable face like a twink, but lots of muscles like a hunk. A blonde twunk top will fuck you in the ass and you’ll feel butterflies thinking about it for months afterward.
1. When I looked into the sexy eyes of the blonde twunk it was love at first sight. I was irresistibly attracted to him and wanted him to plunge his cock into my butt so bad. We started making out and all the sudden we were cuddling in his bed, his cum dripping out of my ass. I had been hypnotized by the steaming hot sexiness of a blonde twunk.

2. No twink bottom can resist the allure of a tall, sexy blonde twunk. Like moths to a lantern, it’s just too much temptation for them to resist.
by twinkbottomboy November 26, 2024
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Blonde bum

Someone's anus after having it bleached
Molly: I just got my booty hole bleached girl!
Amanda: girl you got that blonde bum now girl!
by 40z4lyf3 May 21, 2017
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twitchy blonde

P1 :"bro have you seen that twitchy blonde?"

P2 :"you mean tweek from south park?"
by arejhsbasjnndbt June 6, 2022
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Blonde with glasses

A blonde with glasses, often times girls are usually smart and quiet. They are most of the time very attractive.
Guy 1: I met a blonde with glasses yesterday.
Guy 2: Is she cute?
by Zestmaster09 April 9, 2023
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Punch a dumb blonde

On April 3rd, if you see a blonde…punch them square in the face!
“You just punched that blonde!”
“Yeah! It’s Punch a Dumb Blonde day!”
by apokalypz May 14, 2025
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