Bed Bird

A person who has their make-up done well but is otherwise in bed. Typically have messy hair and PJs on.

"I did my make-up but then just laid in bed all day. What a waste."
"You're such a bed bird."

by Thatpersonyoualllove October 18, 2016

bird seeds

The worst food to ever be invented on Earth. Mainly hated by birds like Wingy, this food is disgusting, dry, and plainly noob. If you eat bird seeds, you're a noob.

"Hey I got food!"
"Oh really? What did you get?"
"I got the newest flavor of bird seeds!"
"You filthy disgusting noob."

by Sir Jeffrier June 9, 2021

bird tricks

The subtle scheming of females against males, particularly girlfiends against boyfriends. The ultimate aim is to mentall castrate them and gain their complete control.

Example: Cant go on the lads whatsapp chat, my bird will see ive been online

Cant go on the lads whatsapp chat, my bird will see ive been online, classic bird tricks

Cant come out Saturday night boys, my bird arranged a meal for then on Monday morning, typical bird tricks

by Ya Boy JBoy June 21, 2017

bird-licker

Term for a salty-mouthed and wildly popular drag queen known for insulting her audience and fellow performers more fiercely than others could.

I laughed so hard when that bird-licker quoted the online dating profile of each of the next drag performers

by FreakShowFanDallas February 28, 2018

Bird Grip

When a girl with fake long nails gives you a handjob , scratching the dick in the process.

So how did that go Bro ?
Not well she gave me a Bird grip handjob.

by _VERTIGO_ January 4, 2019

Release the Bird

Verb:
1: A desperate attempt to smoke marijuana at your number 1 best friends house by leaning out of the second story window and smoking a bowl from a small pipe. Normally this doesn't work because it just so happens your friends mom is awake in the room across from his and she catches you too in the act of "releasing the bird."

2: Holding a bird in your hands and letting it go by releasing it out of a window.

Example 1
Guy 1: "Hey man, when are we gunna release the bird, if you know what I me?"
Guy 2: "Man, I don't even know. How about on Sunday?"

Example 2
Guy 1: "Hey man, are you going to release the bird you found the other day?"
Guy 2: "Man, I don't even know. Maybe Sunday.

by AnArchAngel October 13, 2011

tweety birdness

A level of awesomeness that can only be reached by a few things including my gangsta homie tweety.

Your friend says "That's freakin awesome" and you say "Hell yeah, tweety birdness!"

by A Pers0n March 6, 2009