Going Bamboo

When someone crashes out over something completely insignificant, they’re going bamboo.

“Yo this guy is going bamboo cause i don’t capitalise my i when i talk online”

by NikkiTheSilly June 26, 2025

Panda bamboozle

When you are tricked into getting throat-fucked by a male panda after being told you were simply going to be ‘sucking some bamboo’.

Even though Laurie was at first horrified to have Qin’s cock in her mouth instead of a bamboo pole, she came to love the taste of his bear cum so much that she didn’t care she’d been panda bamboozled.

by ElmoKilledEpstein November 8, 2025

The Ol' Saigon Bamboozle

When a man knowingly allows the woman to ride him during sexual intercourse even though he doesn't find it pleasurable, so that she can arrive at climax multiple times before he finishes. Thus making him look like a sexual god.

Tod: How did your date with Stacy go, John?
John: Used The Ol' Saigon Bamboozle to make her love me. She wants to see me again tonight.
Tod: Right on man.

by Duke Dankenstien May 8, 2018

The Big Bamboozle Boi

The boi who gives you the big bamboozle.

"Oh no here comes the big bamboozle boi! Hide your bambohzles!"

by ya.girl.juliaaa October 2, 2018

Inter-mind Bamboozling

When somebody says something that you were just thinking about then you argue over who came up with it first.

Jack: Ahh She is fire mate Iam telling you. John: Yeah I was just thinking that...she ain't your type anyway.
Jack: Nah you weren't ya fucktard yer about 34 years old. John: AHHH shut ya trap cunt I said it first.
Jack: Stop Inter-mind Bamboozling...............

by CheekySoldier69 May 19, 2019

fuckn in my bamboo

one two

VR: FUCKN IN MY BAMBOO LOOKIN IN MY ONR TWO

by Roopy77 February 11, 2021

Elliana’s Bamboos

The sweetest fandom ever you don’t ever wanna mess with them. they are close friends with the piperazzis/bbys and the m&ms. their idol is Elliana Walmsley who you most likely know from Pipers squad or Dance moms.

Person 1: What fandom are you in?
Person 2: I’m in the Elliana’s Bamboos fandom!

by shakeiton1989 January 16, 2022