cheese bagel

A bagel covered in extra cheese found in cheese farms.

Mmmmmmmm, cheese bagels are my favorite!

by anonymous May 13, 2014

loose bagel

When a female is a slut and tells everyone about her sexual encounters, she's a loose bagel

lauren is a loose bagel

by Mojojojo April 25, 2016

horny badger

when you pretend your hot cousin is your girlfriend/date.

yo bro, I did't pull a Horny Badger thats my real girlfriend!

by Brandon.Norr August 4, 2016

Breakfast bagel

When a person pours hollandaise sauce or some other breakfast condiment all over another persons booty hole before eating it.

"Bro when I was managing a Mcdonalds I totally breakfast bageled a girl who worked for me in the back office nom nom nom!"

by Big Dog Troy June 16, 2018

Mexican badger

When your having sex with a girl, but nut to fast, so in an attempt to prolong it, you go down on her, inevitably, eating your own nut.

Guy 1- bro, I accidentally gave myself a Mexican badger last night with Wharton.
Guy2- what the hell is that?
Guy1- she was so tight I nutted super fast so I decided to eat her out untill I got hard again, but I ended up eating my own nut.
Guy 2- get away from me.

by Cooter skooter October 7, 2018

Toasting a Bagel

A low-key way to saying you need to take a huge dump in mixed/polite company, such as at work or at your Grandmother's house.

"Have you seen Chris lately?" "Naa he'll be another 10 minutes, he had to Toast a Bagel. Poor guy had taco bell for lunch".

"Angela announced she would be Toasting a Bagel and would be off the phones for about 20 minutes."

by nickl140 July 27, 2012

in the kitchen have a bagel

1. when you spread the cream cheese real thick.
2. when you grab yo man from behind while he be doing the dishes.

I'll be in the kitchen have a bagel with extra cream cheese.

by deleine_zaddy23 January 23, 2017