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twat puppet

Someone who cannot think for him/herself.
My friend insists on only reading books from Oprah's book club. What a twat puppet.
by BioBioPup February 28, 2008
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fraggle twat

an unattractive girl that resembles a cave dwelling puppet that typically performs sexual acts in public places, especially bathrooms, with extremely drunk men that don't know any better.
I had to wait in line in the bathroom because some fraggle twat was in there with Bob for twenty minutes!
by AimsAb May 17, 2007
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Sight-twatted

A term for when shooting full bore, the rifle recoils into your face (twats you in the face) because you held it too close to the sights. Leaves either a black eye in the case of SUSATs, or two questionable lines cause by iron sights.
Coach: how did that shot feel?
Me: okay, but i got majorley sight-twatted, im changing my position slightly.
by cheeseflambe October 24, 2010
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Twat rock

Genre of rock and roll characterised by spandex wearing men and 'comedy' lyrics.
The Darkness - English 'Twat rock' band.
by timothy barrett September 11, 2005
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verbal twatting

a verbal twatting, or a mental beating is when someone has an argument with another person and one particular person wins in an argument so dramatically that the losing person is ended, gives up and leaves without uttering more than a "whatever" in sideways.
"haha, it looks like a dog"

"yeah thats funny actually, because thats what me and george said when we first laid eyes on you"
"ohhh motherfuckerrr ! !"
"you gave her a good verbal twatting, she was virtually put in her place."


"whatever."
by Timaaayyy . N January 23, 2009
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twat-queer

Originating in the Bay Area, ca; twat-queer is a term for a lesbian. Someone of the female persuasion who is interested sexually in other women.
Jill: I'm thinking about experimenting with women.
John: GOD, you're such a twat-queer!
by anal sleds June 2, 2010
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twat muscle

bitch, pussy, asshole,etc, anything you would call someone if you were mad, or frustrated with them
"Damn it Coolie you twat muscle, give me my shorts back!"
by Casey Hurn May 24, 2006
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