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think tank wank

when you bust a nut only with your imagination or replaying memories of events in your head

commonly performed when internet access is poor
my phone ran out of charge and i lost my charger so i had to have a think tank wank instead.
by Toe_Cutter October 28, 2023
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Brute Force Thinking

Thinking out loud until the thoughts make sense. Usually used as a way of flagging potentially unintelligible thought trains in a brainstorming session.

Abbreviation: BFT
A: Yo, you're not making any sense at all!
B: Sorry, I'm just Brute Force Thinking right now...
by danstaaar March 24, 2022
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Think ice

A thought that needs to be expressed very gingerly or avoided completely.
Rebecca could not open a conversation wife about being a woman at heart and wanting to be married to her perspective male lover as that would be skating on think ice.
by Larry the wordsmith June 15, 2023
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.9. I THINK TOO FRANTICALLY AROUND THE WORD "'BEAUTIFUL'".9.

.9. I THINK TOO FRANTICALLY AROUND THE WORD "'BEAUTIFUL'".9.
.9. I THINK TOO FRANTICALLY AROUND THE WORD "'BEAUTIFUL'".9.
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boomer thinking

Irrational and out-dated thoughts that are proffered by aging people of the Baby Boomer generation.

Boomer thinking is prevalent of aging boomers who should just retire but don't for fear of losing their work-centric identity.
Boomer: I do not believe in working from home or ever taking vacation.

Millenial: OK Boomer... that's obsolete Boomer thinking. Just retire.
by Barnacles have large penises August 19, 2023
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think you the shit bitch you not even the fart

The most bestest insult ever. (Also a song by ice spice but we don’t really care that much do we)
Person 1: nahhhh you got ZERO rizz…
You: think you the shit bitch you not even the fart GRAH *struts away*
Person 1: WWHHAATTTTTTTTTTT *explodes from the insult*
by August has so much rizz February 23, 2024
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Think

1: u should think about getting that abortion
2: nah bro ur mom
by Aars-aap May 18, 2021
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