A pejorative retail slang for window shopping customers (usually female) who like to try on numerous amounts of clothes and shoes but ultimately end up not buying them for a random pointless reason.
There are two types of hush puppies:
A Hush Puppy is a regular customer who has manners and may thank or apologize the sales associate for the inconvenience.
The Hush Bitch is a mean and/or rude customer who do not show manners. They will leave the store without word and will usually do it when the sales associate is at the storage looking for a shoe they asked for.
Both versions are equally annoying. Hush puppies and hush bitches alike are the mortal enemies of sales associates.
There are two types of hush puppies:
A Hush Puppy is a regular customer who has manners and may thank or apologize the sales associate for the inconvenience.
The Hush Bitch is a mean and/or rude customer who do not show manners. They will leave the store without word and will usually do it when the sales associate is at the storage looking for a shoe they asked for.
Both versions are equally annoying. Hush puppies and hush bitches alike are the mortal enemies of sales associates.
Sales Associate A: Dude, I had the worst day today. A Hush Puppy came to the store, asked for 5 pairs of shoes, and then said she didn't like them and just left.
Sales Associate B: Man, that's nothing. Today, a Hush Bitch asked me for 3 pairs of shoes in 2 different sizes, then just left when I was coming back for the other sizes.
Sales Associate B: Man, that's nothing. Today, a Hush Bitch asked me for 3 pairs of shoes in 2 different sizes, then just left when I was coming back for the other sizes.
by frp19 October 18, 2009
Get the Hush Puppymug. by Brownass September 29, 2018
Get the Puppi Boimug. At the height of the 80's "greed is good" era, Golden Retrievers were the pet of choice for many Yuppies, Sloane Rangers, and anyone else who drove a Range Rover. As a Kennel Club Registered breed, the middle class were the lowest group most likely to be able to afford to own one with a pedigree. And as such a Golden Retriever would be referred to as a Yuppie Puppy.
by pTeronaut October 10, 2012
Get the Yuppie Puppymug. by Hushy Puppy May 17, 2018
Get the hushy puppymug. 
Someone annoying who has to constantly talk in a sweet voice to a dog. Instead of loving their family, the dog gets all the attention.
-Good Day Gents-
-Good Day Gents-
A:I was thinking of getting Erica a puppy.
B:Seems like a good idea.
C:I watch out, she might be a puppy dogger. Then you'd have to kill why she was at work.
A:Oh shit, your right. I'll just get roses.
B:Seems like a good idea.
C:I watch out, she might be a puppy dogger. Then you'd have to kill why she was at work.
A:Oh shit, your right. I'll just get roses.
by urbangamer123 February 13, 2010
Get the Puppy Doggermug. by Duncan67 November 16, 2019
Get the puppy brothermug.