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The Awake Christian

The incredibly awesome youtube channel, known for classic songs such as "Jesus and hentai" "Trans people disstrack" and videos such as "Fortnite is satanic"
Hey dude, did you see the awake christians latest video on youtube?
by GamingSociety April 4, 2020
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Christian Driver

A driver who stops to let people out of side turns and slows down so people may exiting parking lots without having to wait for a lull in traffic.
Christian Driver slows down, motions with hand.
Other Driver: Oh kewl, he is letting me in.
by diemunkiesdie August 9, 2006
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Modesto Christian

A private school in modesto known for recruiting athletes, mainly basketball players, throughout the central valley that enjoys beating up on small schools and losing to teams of equal or slightly worst talent.
Modesto Christian has 3 players on their team going to D 1 schools, another playing small college ball, and one of the top freshman in the nation i think its guanteed they will win division 4 state title.

Don't get too excited they lost to Branson a team comprised of less talented white guys that actually plays defense.
by Modestoian October 9, 2009
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Christian slut

A girl who holds to traditional protestant christian beliefs who also exhibits typical slut behavior.

A christian slut, is different from a regular slut, in that they do not follow threw in any sexual acts. Actions like: kissing, sex, blowjobs, etc. are strictly prohibited in there world view.
Yo, that girl turned out to be a christian slut.

Dude: Yo, you get with that chick the other night?
Dude friend: Na bro, turned out she was a christian slut and just wanted to cuddle.
by חיים August 22, 2012
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Christian Server

A place on the interwebs in which one must obey the teaching of lord lil pump and must retain from using profanity or one will face recently decided punishments.
Micheal- “This game is fricking poop”

Dylan- “No swearing on lord pump’s Christian Server. Er no go and have a bath” *kicks Micheal*
by Urmumhasgae February 23, 2018
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christian-like

To solve a dilemma without the use of a beretta. Most likely a pastor is involved.
Rufus - Did she tell you that I was a pastor?

Sylvester - I said well good that's betta right? Why can't we handle this christian-like?
by jakeo August 8, 2006
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Christian Troy

A man with a ten inch penis that every man wants to emulate and every woman wants to fuck. He is also willing to do anything to get girl and is never denied. Usually a rich Plastic surgeon
Man 1: There is no way that girl will give you dome.

Man 2: pssh. I'm about to go Christian Troy on this slut piece.

Man 3: you're a poop dick bitch
by Jablongski July 22, 2010
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