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Wasted

The state of being extremely drunk and acting like a fool.
Hey, did you see how wasted Ben was last night? Oh really, but he only had one drink.

Wow, Ivan was griddying all over last night. Damn, he must have been wasted.
by W3T_DR3AM June 24, 2023
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NEVER WASTE CREATIVITY

Aka N.W.C is a way of life whatever talent(s) god blessed you with share it 🌏💯
Aka N.W.C is a way of life whatever talent (s) god blessed you with share it Never waste creativity
by Muller December 24, 2016
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batty waste

A name given to someone who blames other for their actions
Yo, you hear about birch? Blamed captain Kennedy for scratching a car, which he did, mans a batty waste.
by Barry bicep April 11, 2023
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waste bìtch

What a homewrecker shes such a waste bìtch that sparklz ye
by Jadesifur May 23, 2023
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cumular waste

Anylon diposale item that has been into contact with semen or has been used for clean up purposes
Little Jimmy's cumular waste was all over his bedroom
by Robertvson April 22, 2018
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Waste of sperm

The verbal equivalent of a nuclear strike. A title reserved for people, objects, or situations so mind-rottingly pointless that their existence is proof Darwin sometimes takes a smoke break. Calling someone a “waste of sperm” basically says: you weren’t just a bad roll of the dice — you shouldn’t have left the sock.

It’s beyond “loser.” It’s the final boss of disrespect. Think of it as humanity’s recycle bin, but empty.

Origin:
First dropped by philosopher/comedian/legend Rami Abdulgany, when a friend suggested banging the physics teacher who had just torched the entire class with an exam. The immortal reply: ‘Fuck her? Waste of sperm, man.’ The rest is toxic history.
“Homie just spent 45 minutes explaining his NFT portfolio… waste of sperm.”
by BlueMarketEnthusiast September 11, 2025
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